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• "I don't think anyone should get engaged while they're in love."
• "I usually just jump 'em. When a lady wants to make out with you, most people are happy just to go for it and work out the particulars later."
• "Sometimes it's fun to send a Repo Man!" [after a breakup, for the ritual Getting Back Your Stuff You Left There]
• "Why is anyone famous? Some combination of good looks and a sensible business manager."
• "You were born to be tested. Like Job."
• "As katy perry says, 'in another life.'"

Other notable thoughts and musings

• (discussing the end of summer camp and how magical it is) "Yeah, the ends of things are the best part! If only bread was like that."