- TV show based on the reintegration into society of tortoise trapped for 30 years in family's garage
- suggestions for pilot episode, courtesy of Sam: "I wonder how the turtle reacted to news events, like the Falkland Islands or the premiere and cancellation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
- Historical fiction of the life and times of Mitochondrial Eve
- Toga-ripper about the Eleusinian Mysteries (with home recipes! Alcibiades-style)
- Sequel to E.T. where elderly E.T. reflects on hir experiences on this planet, on the eve of hir people's battle to conquer Earth
- Ok, OR! An alien contact story where everything goes right, for a change. Like E.T. comes back as captain of a ship and ze seeks out Elliott and they kick it one last time, with Elliott showing E.T. around Earth and how awesome it is. Something along the lines of The Hangover/Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Shit, ok, maybe I just described this, or some sort of Men in Black spinoff. Or a Han Solo and Chewbacca buddy flick.
- Historical fiction about Crooked Pinky Man, whose work features prominently in Chauvet Cave
- Or Crooked Pinky Woman!
- Oh wait I guess that already exists
- Along with many loving imitations
- Oh wait I guess that already exists
- Or Crooked Pinky Woman!
- Historical fiction about these probably super metal lesbian Viking shamans
jan 31 2013 ∞
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