• "It has been reliably confirmed by government officials, who must remain anonymous, that each contact with Congress on this issue directly correlates with the daring rescue of one indescribably cuddly kitten from the Cheney kitchen by our brave and faithful sailors at the US Naval Observatory, but don't spread this around."
  • "So far, so what."
  • "No person, idea, or experience is worthless. You can always use them as a bad example."
  • "Once you get your law degree and your chemical engineering degree and your badge and your gun, you're gonna put a lotta sons of bitches in jail."
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