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• Parley, sparring with long sword
• Jeanne, always:
  • looking far away sad
  • unbuttoning fencing jacket for illicit tryst with tree elf bf
  • as psycho rage ghost
• Donny Donlan (Kat's dad) (i 100% stand by this placement) (he only ranked this low because of all the lady sword fighters)
• Jeanne's tree elf bf
• Muut
• Jones as filling factory gal immediately after experiencing the might of the bombs
• Robot in full on prophet mode
• Everybody's moms
• Ysengrin as berserker tree
• Andrew's eyebrows
• Lindsey
• Eglamore i guess