• started rewatching the X-Files for the first time since childhood and noticed that Skinner is actually kind of hot
• hangovers
• Winona Ryder as Spock's mom
• people congratulate you for "a very successful meeting"
• Snapchat is confusing
• Email management strategies make for lively dinner conversation, and "how's your knee doing" starts to become a go-to small talk opener
• Now find Aragorn much hotter than Legolas

Last barriers to formal adulthood

• I don't have a bedframe, mattress and box spring sit directly on the floor
• Only use one space after period.