- On giving thanks
- Little Sunday School girl: "I'm thankful for mommy and daddy!"
- Little Sunday School boy: "I'm thankful for my cat Fluffy!"
- Rabbi Kessler:
"I'm thankful for Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman!"
- On the aesthetics of sacred places
- Rabbis of Harrisburg: [in argument over dire situations facing Jews in other parts of the world]
- Rabbi Kessler, sensing tension: "There's an emergency right here in Harrisburg! Have you SEEN the way the mikvah is decorated?!"
- On the versatility of language
- Rabbi Kessler's partner David, feeding their daughter Peri: "Eat your chunky fruit, Peri! Eat your chunky fruit!"
- Rabbi Kessler: "Oh David, you're a chunky fruit."
- On Renee's hot Dominican husband
- "She went to the next shtetl over and married herself the rabbi's son!"
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