• Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife (from the library)
• Twilight (in bookstores)
• New Moon (in bookstores)
• Probably Eclipse and Breaking Dawn pretty soon (in bookstores)
• A trashy romance novel which I can't remember the title of (from the library)
• Hardball by Chris Matthews^

The fact that I haven't actually bought any of these books is a comfort to me.

^...except for Hardball, which I had to buy for a class.