• "Omigod I want that fluffy feather sooooo bad."
• "I love your energy!"
• "I think I just felt my pupils dilate."
• "Now I understand techno music."
• "Did you guys see that satyr?"

Hippie things I say in other areas of my life

• "You need a Virgo." (To my boss, on the hiring search for my replacement as yoga studio manager. Then I made an awesome joke about rising signs and everyone laughed.)