- prince charming
- muscles
- poetic
- chauvinistic
- receding hair lines
- basement dwellers
- steals money from me
- uses the term "dome"
- sculpted abs
- sculpted arms
- sculptures
- zeus
- gamer
- illiterate
- recognizes and appreciates me for the prize that I am
- wants a pig (the literal animal) to play arts&crafts with
- hates kids
- hates the institution of marriage
- hates everything
- dates me during the day
- fights at night
- beer pong champion
jan 18 2010 ∞
jan 19 2010 +