• She is a fun play thing to play with
  • She shelters the homeless i.e. me
  • She watches movies and sleeps with me a few times a week
  • She goes on man hunts with me
  • She is friends with the aliens
  • She hates sleep as much as I do
  • She doesn't smoke pot
  • She is going to camp outside of the Wonder Ballroom for days to see Ben Gibbard with me
  • She does community service with me
  • She goes to frat parties with me
dec 9 2009 ∞
dec 9 2009 +