Let me tell you all the problems I am encountering.

• Showering. Holy cow. Can you say, what a hassle?
• Carrying around my crutches. Well...crutching around.
• Making a meal...I have to hop around...like a rabbit who lost a leg in a massacre. I usually drop/spill something.
• Folding laundry is a b.
• Washing my face. Try doing that WHILE on one leg and leaning over the sink. Yikes. It's like you're drunk...but you're not.
• It is summer. I can't be outside for too long, because my cast gets so hot and I SWEAT!
• I can't work. AKA: I can't make money. AKA: I can't pay off all of my debt.
• Sleeping on my back.
• When you get an itch in the cast.
• I can ONLY wear shorts. Which isn't bad because it is summer, but sometimes I want to just throw on some CUTE jeans.
• Carrying things. If I don't have pockets...I have to be a tramp-a-lamp and stuff my phone in my boobs. Promise. Not trashy.