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"Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart. If we could just remember this, I think there would be a lot more compassion and tolerance in the world."

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I would be good at.

  • Speech Pathology. Like teaching and...I would love working with the speech end of things. Only kids.
  • Wedding Planner. I can be creative if people tell me what they want...and...I am good at keeping people in line. I am controlling and bossy and would get shit done.
  • Interior Design. Though I would only design what I liked, but you get the point.
  • Manager. I have this controlling attitude. Also. Never a restaurant. Big companies please.
  • Truck Driver. I can drive for days without falling asleep.
  • Pharmacist. I am VERY precise. Organized.
  • Massage Therapist. Let me tell you about the massages I could give...I would have select clients. Haha.
jul 14 2010 ∞
jan 12 2015 +
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Everything that is wrong.

  • I used to have this scab on my head that I would not stop touching and it was from my chicken pox and I was forced to wear a hat to school.
  • I had ear infections off the hizzle when I was little.
  • Bloody noses.
  • Missing permanent teeth.
  • Braces.
  • Jaw Surgery.
  • Tonsils.
  • Retainers which I chew holes through. Thanks mouth.
  • My chest. Seriously the worst ever. I have a bone protruding above my right boob. Yikes.
jun 10 2010 ∞
oct 28 2015 +
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  • Fringe on the end of paper. Gross. Rip that off.
  • Un-legible handwriting. Gag. I would like to read what you wrote.
  • Disorganized houses. Makes me so uneasy.
  • People who sit on the same side of a restaurant booth. Gag.
  • People who sit next to each other in trucks...rather then where the passenger seat should be. Really?
  • Noisy Eaters/Gum Chewers. Close your mouth and shut up.
  • People who do not listen and then ask for your help. I refuse to inform.
  • Slow drivers. Speed up G-ma.
  • When people don't use blinkers. I didn't know you were turning, therefore I didn't hit my brakes.
  • When people don't buckle up their small children. Really?
  • People who walk children and keep them on...
apr 10 2010 ∞
apr 10 2010 +
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  • People who talk incredibly slow.
  • People who say a-boat not about.
  • People who say pitcher not picture. Let's take a pitcher!
  • I seen that boy. No. You saw that boy. One of my biggest annoyances. I want to strangle people with that one.
  • When people chew and smack food really really loud. Annoying.
  • Whistling. I HATE IT.
  • Humming.
  • Chewing.
  • When people say sum-mmmm...instead of SOMETHING.
  • When people say nutin' instead of nothing. Seriously.
mar 6 2010 ∞
jan 12 2015 +
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  • Demolishing side of brand new Denali on St. Patties Day one year. She was drunk and I didn't even call the cops. We were both on the double yellow...yet...I got the blame. Ridic.
  • Once time this senile old lady THOUGHT I hit her...she seriously flagged me down, made me late to class, and made my dad write her a check just because she was old.
  • I hit a pedestrian in Wal*Mart's parking lot. He was pissed. I didn't even hit him that hard? Blind spot! With Julia. She found it hilarious.
  • Hit a shopping cart with Chelsey in TONS of rain.
  • My hood started sparking one time...turns out when hood sparks turn car off. I ground my AC to ummmm...little pieces of metal.
  • Once while driving...it sounded like some...
jan 12 2010 ∞
mar 8 2010 +
  • Hair. I hate it. Please use a nice sticky roller and clean that nast off of you. Or vacuum the ground.
  • Clogged drains. GROSS. Gag me.
  • Public bathrooms-avoid at all costs. Also, impossible.
  • Long fingernails.
  • Tall people who wear heels.
  • When people keep texting you and you never respond. They do not get the hint.
  • Disorderly houses.
  • Diabetes people who leave their bloody sticks everywhere.
  • Blood. Minus my own. I can handle that.
  • Not wearing SOCKS to bed. Socks are to be worn EVERY single night.
dec 30 2009 ∞
jan 5 2010 +
  • Touchy feely people, keep it private, especially if you're family. Gross.
  • People who give lots of hugs. Get off.
  • People who walk and drive slow. Get out of the way!
  • Barking Dogs.
  • Dog hair.
  • Animals period.
  • People who don't wash their hands.
  • Dirty looking people.
  • People who wear too tight of clothes, when they do not have the body.
  • Hairy people.
  • Snobby waitresses.
  • Tall people who wear heels.
  • Poor grammar and spelling.
  • Cocky men. No one likes you.
  • Prissy bitches.
  • People who talk slow. Would you like me to finish your sentence?
  • People who on the phone DO NOT stop talki...
dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 +
  • When I get ready in the morning I HAVE to wear shoes, and preferably the ones I will wear with that outfit.
  • I am very OCD and before I go to bed:
    • Bed must be made.
    • Closet doors shut, and everything folded.
    • TV off.
    • Alarms Set
    • Phone plugged in.
    • Desk drawers shut.
    • Laptop shut, but still on with screens minimized.
    • Books Organized.
    • Backpack or purse ready for the next day.
  • I NEVER lick envelopes. (Larissa...you are nasty.) COCKROACH EGGS...are going to lay in your tongue.
  • Typically sleep with my hair up.
dec 14 2009 ∞
jan 8 2010 +

Dad

  • He's the best.
  • He answers all my questions. Even my stupid ones.
    • Example:
    • What do I do? State Farm keeps calling me.
    • Just don't answer. Haha.
  • He gives me wise and godly advice always. Always.
  • He seems to know when I'm having a crappy mccrappy day because he always calls me.
  • He lets me call and text him whenever I want. Even at 3 in the morning.
  • He laughs at my stupid jokes.
  • He pretty much gives me whatever I want.
    • Example:
    • Can you add that one to my tab?
dec 14 2009 ∞
apr 10 2010 +
  • When people can't clean up after themselves or their animals that they have.
  • People who drive like fucking morons.
  • People who complain 24/7.
  • People who bitch about their relationship lives. When they have like 700 men they are sleeping with. *GAG*
  • Whores.
  • Skanks.
  • Rich girls, who get everything and anything they want-along with checks from Daddy.
  • People who use you...
  • People who lie.
  • People who suck up to professors.
  • People who are 2-faced.
  • People who let their kids come to plays and sit through them allowing them to cry.
  • People who let their children sit through church and cry...shut up...I didn't come...
dec 14 2009 ∞
jan 12 2010 +
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  • Infiniti...QX56. <3 Yum.
  • CA King Size Bed. With a lot of pillows.
  • Walk-In Closet. Yes please.
  • My own house to paint/decorate!!! (Or, apparently, hardcore demo.)

TBC

aug 7 2010 ∞
jan 12 2015 +
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  • Absolute Mango with Orange Juice
  • Mudslides
  • Vodka Lemonades with Pink Lemonade
  • Raspberry Vodka with Sprite
  • Moscato D'Asti
  • Arizona Tea
  • SunBrewed Lemon Zinger Tea
  • Sprite
  • Vanilla Caramel Latte
  • Peppermint Hot Tea
  • Honey Chamomile Hot Tea
  • Snapple
  • Simply Raspberry Lemonade
jul 3 2010 ∞
jul 7 2010 +

I suppose I should make a list of some of the good convos we have?

  • Oh. Ya no. Did you get mom a card she said she didn't get you one! :) (Erin)
    • No we know we love each other! (Dad)
  • Okok. So wait to pack? (Erin)
    • Probably since you pack your entire wardrobe. (Mom)
  • Oh yea. And Brandon is drunk and looking for ass. (Larissa)
  • So am i. (Larissa)
    • Brandon Pope? (Erin)
    • You are drunk I am hoping not looking for a piece of ass. Bahaha. (Erin)
  • yea my mom would be like YOU ARE HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR. i would be like Damn straight mom. (Larissa)
  • What is going on in the bathroom (Larissa...
apr 10 2010 ∞
jan 11 2011 +
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  • When people use your name in conversations. Like. Hi Erin. Or. Goodnight Erin. :) Puts a smile on my face.
  • When you have people open a door for you.
  • When people at Wal*Mart are getting a cart and they just give it to you instead. Thanks!
  • When someone is like: yo, throw me your keys, I really want to warm up your car!
  • When someone shovels your driveway.
  • When people remember little details and things about you that you don't expect and they will direct conversations accordingly.
jan 25 2010 ∞
mar 6 2010 +
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  • In my church on the wall...it has...
    • 'For I will be your God...and you will be my people
    • THERE IS NO PERIOD AT THE END OF IT...and I cannot stand it.
    • Granted it doesn't end...but seriously.
  • When people just scribble out pen and don't use white out.
  • Non-Aesthetically pleasing patterns on peoples shirts.
  • When people only use .. or .... when you do dot dot dot...you HAVE to do three. So. Try again. K Thanks.
  • Light-bulbs that are out.
  • Short Jeans...Where's the flood?
jan 11 2010 ∞
jan 12 2015 +
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All I can Remember @ the Moment:

  • New York Yankees <3
  • Baltimore Orioles
  • Oakland Athletics
  • Colorado Rockies
  • LA Dodgers
  • Arizona Diamondbacks
  • Detroit Tigers
  • Philadelphia Phillies
  • Pittsburgh Pirates
  • Chicago Cubs
  • Boston Red Sox
  • Milwaukee Brewers
  • Houston Astros
  • Washington Nationals
dec 14 2009 ∞
oct 28 2013 +

Mom

  • She's the best.
  • She cooks AMAZING.
    • Some of my favorite meals:
    • Tandori Chicken
    • Those Green Steak Strips.
    • Steak Kabobs.
    • Turkey Dinner.
    • French Toast.
    • Pancakes.
    • Zucchini Soup.
    • Grilled Cheese.
    • Chili.
  • She loves to give me hugs, even though I am not very good at it.
  • She helps me with all my school drama.
  • She really tries to text me. Which means a lot. Even though some are not readable or are straight up hilarious.
dec 14 2009 ∞
apr 10 2010 +
  • I will use a pen until it is COMPLETELY empty and I mean even opening it.
  • I use pencils down to the end...because it results in finishing something.
  • Shampoo and Conditioner bottles are to be RINSED out after use.
  • Soap (i.e. hand-soap, dish-soap) must have water put in and be emptied.
  • Lotion bottles are to be CUT open and finished.
  • Paper must be ripped into squares before being thrown away.
  • All make-up must be totally used before throwing away.
  • It is hard for me to throw stuff away in the fridge, so if I know it is going to go bad...I will binge eat that till it's gone.
  • Candles must be totally burned down and wax poured out before throwing away.
  • Clothes must be folded before being worn....
dec 14 2009 ∞
aug 14 2011 +

I promise:

  • To raise our children in the best way possible.
    • To teach them everything I know.
    • To educate them.
    • To prepare them for all of the horrible things that will happen in life.
    • To always be there for them. 2AM or 6PM.
    • To let you go out while I watch our babies.
    • To read to them EVERY night.
    • To not make them eat school lunch. Ever.
    • To help them with homework. English, math, physics, and everything in between.
    • To make them feel so comfortable with us.
    • To make them the cutest dressed kids on the planet.
    • To stay up all night with them. Crying. Sickness. Or, just scared.
jul 26 2011 ∞
jul 26 2011 +
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There are many reasons. I probably won't begin to address them all.

  • Hilarious.
  • Adorable.
  • Have you seen his body?
  • Witty.
  • Sarcastic.
  • Rude.
  • Flexibility. Non-dirty. In life.
  • Accepts my annoying behaviors.
    • Such as. 'He plays for the Eagles right?' 'No, the Redskins.' 'Ya, that is what I said.'
    • Officially my fav line. Ya, that's what I said.
  • Loves giving me piggy back rides. Drunk and not drunk. <3
  • Snuggles up when it is FREEZING.
  • Mumbles and apologizes when drunk.
  • Has fun with me AND friends.
oct 11 2010 ∞
jan 12 2015 +
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  • Italy. Mmm...the roots.
  • Hawaii. Gorgeous!
  • California. Hello Beach!
  • Australia. Tropical!
  • New Zealand. Since I didn't student teach there.
  • Niagara Falls. One time my mom went down, in a barrel, not.
  • Tahiti. Fun!
  • Grand Canyon. My fam has been. Not me.
  • Paris. City of LOVE!

TBC

jul 8 2010 ∞
jul 8 2010 +
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  • East. You name it, I have been there. Upper East. NE.
  • Sun Valley, Idaho.
  • Banff, Canada.
  • MONTANA. <3
  • San Bernardino, CA. NBD. Started Crying.
  • Seattle, Washington.
  • Los Angeles, CA. HS.
  • Las Vegas, Nevada. HS. Also. Don't Ev Go With Me Here. You Will Have Some Traumatic Event Happen and Be Delayed Like 5 Hours. Serious.
  • Denver, CO. Yum.
  • Avon, CO. Gorgeous.
  • Colorado in general. Lots of places.
  • Jackson Hole, WY.
  • Minnesota. Tubing.
  • Chicago, IL. Missions Trip.
  • South Dakota. The famous place. Mound Rushmore.
  • North Dakota. Gross. Driving through.
apr 15 2010 ∞
aug 14 2011 +
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  • A passion/love for children.
  • A caring personality for those who need you.
  • To be able to take advice.
  • To understand that they should not ALWAYS be in the spotlight.
  • To be able to figure things out on your own.
  • Can perform WELL in front of people.
  • ENERGY.
  • Enthusiasm.
  • Outgoing Personality.
  • Connect well with kids.
  • Patience.
  • Provide a non-threatening welcoming environment.
  • Fun!
  • Confidence.

“One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. ... Carl Jung

apr 1 2010 ∞
apr 1 2010 +
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  • Gone tanning...
  • Been in a wedding...
  • Had blonde hair...
  • Colored my hair...
  • Traveled overseas...
  • Had a legit massage...
  • Been to the chiropractor...
  • Been Camping...
feb 22 2010 ∞
dec 18 2012 +
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  • Gel Pens.
  • Cotton Balls.
  • Velvet.
  • WHISKEY.
  • Tequila.
jan 11 2010 ∞
jul 1 2010 +
  • I like a clean car. Inside and out. My car is always immaculate on the inside, and when I can have an immaculate outside I will have one. Minus. Lesson learned. Don't wash car in winter. Doors freeze shut.
    • Always vacuumed.
    • Always wiped down.
    • Always windex-ed.
    • Always a fresh air-freshener.
  • I like when money is facing the same way and nice and crisp and straight and in order.
    • Ones on top up to my high bill. Also, I hate carrying cash.
  • I must have my entire room orderly before crawling into bed and also my bed made.
    • I think I have listed this before. Yes.
dec 30 2009 ∞
dec 30 2009 +
  • Wallet
    • ID
    • Credit/Debit Cards
  • Checkbook
  • Chapstick-Burts.
  • Lotion.
  • Hand Sanitizer.
  • Scent.
  • Keys.
  • Flashdrive.
  • Planner.
  • Pen.
  • Pencil.
  • Hair-ties.
  • Bobby Pins.
  • ipod
  • BLACKBERRY
  • Coupons.
  • Sunglasses.
  • Glasses/Contact Case.
dec 14 2009 ∞
dec 15 2009 +

Adam

  • World's Greatest Brother.
  • Amazing Baseball Player
  • Weird sense of humor, but we still love him.
  • Old man.
    • Content with staying in and watching Seinfeld.
    • Doesn't go out with friends. (Exaggeration).
    • So good at scrabble.
  • Has an obsession with shoes. Really?
  • Has a sick obsession with hats.
  • Loves the Yankees.
  • Makes me food...even homemade spag sauce when I am home!
  • Bets on everything and basically always wins.
dec 14 2009 ∞
dec 14 2009 +
  • I was fat.
  • I thought I was going to go down the drain...in the bathtub and I would scream until my parents would take me out.
  • I was always worried when we ate. I always said 'PLENTY MORE?' because apparently I thought my parents ate a lot?
  • I said AMEN at the end of each book.
  • I ran around our kitchen table singing 'New York, New York'.
  • I fell off of my plastic horse and my mom has it on video.
  • I threw things at my dad.
  • I knew sign language. Notice knew.
  • My mom taught me how to ice skate at age 3.
  • I freaked out if I swallowed gum, I thought I was going to die.
  • I copied the dictionary word for word. I thought it was really cool. I am pretty sure I still have like A-M. I worked on it...
dec 14 2009 ∞
mar 8 2010 +