I would be good at.

• Speech Pathology. Like teaching and...I would love working with the speech end of things. Only kids.
• Wedding Planner. I can be creative if people tell me what they want...and...I am good at keeping people in line. I am controlling and bossy and would get shit done.
• Interior Design. Though I would only design what I liked, but you get the point.
• Manager. I have this controlling attitude. Also. Never a restaurant. Big companies please.
• Truck Driver. I can drive for days without falling asleep.
• Pharmacist. I am VERY precise. Organized.
• Massage Therapist. Let me tell you about the massages I could give...I would have select clients. Haha.

Everything that is wrong.

• I used to have this scab on my head that I would not stop touching and it was from my chicken pox and I was forced to wear a hat to school.
• I had ear infections off the hizzle when I was little.
• Bloody noses.
• Missing permanent teeth.
• Braces.
• Jaw Surgery.
• Tonsils.
• Retainers which I chew holes through. Thanks mouth.
• My chest. Seriously the worst ever. I have a bone protruding above my right boob. Yikes.

• Fringe on the end of paper. Gross. Rip that off.
• Un-legible handwriting. Gag. I would like to read what you wrote.
• Disorganized houses. Makes me so uneasy.
• People who sit on the same side of a restaurant booth. Gag.
• People who sit next to each other in trucks...rather then where the passenger seat should be. Really?
• Noisy Eaters/Gum Chewers. Close your mouth and shut up.
• People who do not listen and then ask for your help. I refuse to inform.
• Slow drivers. Speed up G-ma.
• When people don't use blinkers. I didn't know you were turning, therefore I didn't hit my brakes.
• When people don't buckle up their small children. Really?
• People who walk children and keep them on...

• People who talk incredibly slow.
• People who say a-boat not about.
• People who say pitcher not picture. Let's take a pitcher!
• I seen that boy. No. You saw that boy. One of my biggest annoyances. I want to strangle people with that one.
• When people chew and smack food really really loud. Annoying.
• Whistling. I HATE IT.
• Humming.
• Chewing.
• When people say sum-mmmm...instead of SOMETHING.
• When people say nutin' instead of nothing. Seriously.

• Demolishing side of brand new Denali on St. Patties Day one year. She was drunk and I didn't even call the cops. We were both on the double yellow...yet...I got the blame. Ridic.
• Once time this senile old lady THOUGHT I hit her...she seriously flagged me down, made me late to class, and made my dad write her a check just because she was old.
• I hit a pedestrian in Wal*Mart's parking lot. He was pissed. I didn't even hit him that hard? Blind spot! With Julia. She found it hilarious.
• Hit a shopping cart with Chelsey in TONS of rain.
• My hood started sparking one time...turns out when hood sparks turn car off. I ground my AC to ummmm...little pieces of metal.
• Once while driving...it sounded like some...

• Hair. I hate it. Please use a nice sticky roller and clean that nast off of you. Or vacuum the ground.
• Clogged drains. GROSS. Gag me.
• Public bathrooms-avoid at all costs. Also, impossible.
• Long fingernails.
• Tall people who wear heels.
• When people keep texting you and you never respond. They do not get the hint.
• Disorderly houses.
• Diabetes people who leave their bloody sticks everywhere.
• Blood. Minus my own. I can handle that.
• Not wearing SOCKS to bed. Socks are to be worn EVERY single night.

• Touchy feely people, keep it private, especially if you're family. Gross.
• People who give lots of hugs. Get off.
• People who walk and drive slow. Get out of the way!
• Barking Dogs.
• Dog hair.
• Animals period.
• People who don't wash their hands.
• Dirty looking people.
• People who wear too tight of clothes, when they do not have the body.
• Hairy people.
• Snobby waitresses.
• Tall people who wear heels.
• Poor grammar and spelling.
• Cocky men. No one likes you.
• Prissy bitches.
• People who talk slow. Would you like me to finish your sentence?
• People who on the phone DO NOT stop talki...

• When I get ready in the morning I HAVE to wear shoes, and preferably the ones I will wear with that outfit.
• I am very OCD and before I go to bed:
  • Bed must be made.
  • Closet doors shut, and everything folded.
  • TV off.
  • Alarms Set
  • Phone plugged in.
  • Desk drawers shut.
  • Laptop shut, but still on with screens minimized.
  • Books Organized.
  • Backpack or purse ready for the next day.
• I NEVER lick envelopes. (Larissa...you are nasty.) COCKROACH EGGS...are going to lay in your tongue.
• Typically sleep with my hair up.

Dad

• He's the best.
• He answers all my questions. Even my stupid ones.
  • Example:
  • What do I do? State Farm keeps calling me.
  • Just don't answer. Haha.
• He gives me wise and godly advice always. Always.
• He seems to know when I'm having a crappy mccrappy day because he always calls me.
• He lets me call and text him whenever I want. Even at 3 in the morning.
• He laughs at my stupid jokes.
• He pretty much gives me whatever I want.
  • Example:
  • Can you add that one to my tab?

• When people can't clean up after themselves or their animals that they have.
• People who drive like fucking morons.
• People who complain 24/7.
• People who bitch about their relationship lives. When they have like 700 men they are sleeping with. *GAG*
• Whores.
• Skanks.
• Rich girls, who get everything and anything they want-along with checks from Daddy.
• People who use you...
• People who lie.
• People who suck up to professors.
• People who are 2-faced.
• People who let their kids come to plays and sit through them allowing them to cry.
• People who let their children sit through church and cry...shut up...I didn't come...

• Infiniti...QX56. <3 Yum.
• CA King Size Bed. With a lot of pillows.
• Walk-In Closet. Yes please.
• My own house to paint/decorate!!! (Or, apparently, hardcore demo.)

TBC

• Absolute Mango with Orange Juice
• Mudslides
• Vodka Lemonades with Pink Lemonade
• Raspberry Vodka with Sprite
• Moscato D'Asti
• Arizona Tea
• SunBrewed Lemon Zinger Tea
• Sprite
• Vanilla Caramel Latte
• Peppermint Hot Tea
• Honey Chamomile Hot Tea
• Snapple
• Simply Raspberry Lemonade

I suppose I should make a list of some of the good convos we have?

• Oh. Ya no. Did you get mom a card she said she didn't get you one! :) (Erin)
  • No we know we love each other! (Dad)
• Okok. So wait to pack? (Erin)
  • Probably since you pack your entire wardrobe. (Mom)
• Oh yea. And Brandon is drunk and looking for ass. (Larissa)
• So am i. (Larissa)
  • Brandon Pope? (Erin)
  • You are drunk I am hoping not looking for a piece of ass. Bahaha. (Erin)
• yea my mom would be like YOU ARE HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR. i would be like Damn straight mom. (Larissa)
• What is going on in the bathroom (Larissa...

• When people use your name in conversations. Like. Hi Erin. Or. Goodnight Erin. :) Puts a smile on my face.
• When you have people open a door for you.
• When people at Wal*Mart are getting a cart and they just give it to you instead. Thanks!
• When someone is like: yo, throw me your keys, I really want to warm up your car!
• When someone shovels your driveway.
• When people remember little details and things about you that you don't expect and they will direct conversations accordingly.

• In my church on the wall...it has...
  • 'For I will be your God...and you will be my people
  • THERE IS NO PERIOD AT THE END OF IT...and I cannot stand it.
  • Granted it doesn't end...but seriously.
• When people just scribble out pen and don't use white out.
• Non-Aesthetically pleasing patterns on peoples shirts.
• When people only use .. or .... when you do dot dot dot...you HAVE to do three. So. Try again. K Thanks.
• Light-bulbs that are out.
• Short Jeans...Where's the flood?

All I can Remember @ the Moment:

• New York Yankees <3
• Baltimore Orioles
• Oakland Athletics
• Colorado Rockies
• LA Dodgers
• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Detroit Tigers
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Pittsburgh Pirates
• Chicago Cubs
• Boston Red Sox
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Houston Astros
• Washington Nationals

Mom

• She's the best.
• She cooks AMAZING.
  • Some of my favorite meals:
  • Tandori Chicken
  • Those Green Steak Strips.
  • Steak Kabobs.
  • Turkey Dinner.
  • French Toast.
  • Pancakes.
  • Zucchini Soup.
  • Grilled Cheese.
  • Chili.
• She loves to give me hugs, even though I am not very good at it.
• She helps me with all my school drama.
• She really tries to text me. Which means a lot. Even though some are not readable or are straight up hilarious.

• I will use a pen until it is COMPLETELY empty and I mean even opening it.
• I use pencils down to the end...because it results in finishing something.
• Shampoo and Conditioner bottles are to be RINSED out after use.
• Soap (i.e. hand-soap, dish-soap) must have water put in and be emptied.
• Lotion bottles are to be CUT open and finished.
• Paper must be ripped into squares before being thrown away.
• All make-up must be totally used before throwing away.
• It is hard for me to throw stuff away in the fridge, so if I know it is going to go bad...I will binge eat that till it's gone.
• Candles must be totally burned down and wax poured out before throwing away.
• Clothes must be folded before being worn....

I promise:

• To raise our children in the best way possible.
  • To teach them everything I know.
  • To educate them.
  • To prepare them for all of the horrible things that will happen in life.
  • To always be there for them. 2AM or 6PM.
  • To let you go out while I watch our babies.
  • To read to them EVERY night.
  • To not make them eat school lunch. Ever.
  • To help them with homework. English, math, physics, and everything in between.
  • To make them feel so comfortable with us.
  • To make them the cutest dressed kids on the planet.
  • To stay up all night with them. Crying. Sickness. Or, just scared.

There are many reasons. I probably won't begin to address them all.

• Hilarious.
• Adorable.
• Have you seen his body?
• Witty.
• Sarcastic.
• Rude.
• Flexibility. Non-dirty. In life.
• Accepts my annoying behaviors.
  • Such as. 'He plays for the Eagles right?' 'No, the Redskins.' 'Ya, that is what I said.'
  • Officially my fav line. Ya, that's what I said.
• Loves giving me piggy back rides. Drunk and not drunk. <3
• Snuggles up when it is FREEZING.
• Mumbles and apologizes when drunk.
• Has fun with me AND friends.

• Italy. Mmm...the roots.
• Hawaii. Gorgeous!
• California. Hello Beach!
• Australia. Tropical!
• New Zealand. Since I didn't student teach there.
• Niagara Falls. One time my mom went down, in a barrel, not.
• Tahiti. Fun!
• Grand Canyon. My fam has been. Not me.
• Paris. City of LOVE!

TBC

• East. You name it, I have been there. Upper East. NE.
• Sun Valley, Idaho.
• Banff, Canada.
• MONTANA. <3
• San Bernardino, CA. NBD. Started Crying.
• Seattle, Washington.
• Los Angeles, CA. HS.
• Las Vegas, Nevada. HS. Also. Don't Ev Go With Me Here. You Will Have Some Traumatic Event Happen and Be Delayed Like 5 Hours. Serious.
• Denver, CO. Yum.
• Avon, CO. Gorgeous.
• Colorado in general. Lots of places.
• Jackson Hole, WY.
• Minnesota. Tubing.
• Chicago, IL. Missions Trip.
• South Dakota. The famous place. Mound Rushmore.
• North Dakota. Gross. Driving through.

• A passion/love for children.
• A caring personality for those who need you.
• To be able to take advice.
• To understand that they should not ALWAYS be in the spotlight.
• To be able to figure things out on your own.
• Can perform WELL in front of people.
• ENERGY.
• Enthusiasm.
• Outgoing Personality.
• Connect well with kids.
• Patience.
• Provide a non-threatening welcoming environment.
• Fun!
• Confidence.

“One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. ... Carl Jung

• Gone tanning...
• Been in a wedding...
• Had blonde hair...
• Colored my hair...
• Traveled overseas...
• Had a legit massage...
• Been to the chiropractor...
• Been Camping...

• Gel Pens.
• Cotton Balls.
• Velvet.
• WHISKEY.
• Tequila.

• I like a clean car. Inside and out. My car is always immaculate on the inside, and when I can have an immaculate outside I will have one. Minus. Lesson learned. Don't wash car in winter. Doors freeze shut.
  • Always vacuumed.
  • Always wiped down.
  • Always windex-ed.
  • Always a fresh air-freshener.
• I like when money is facing the same way and nice and crisp and straight and in order.
  • Ones on top up to my high bill. Also, I hate carrying cash.
• I must have my entire room orderly before crawling into bed and also my bed made.
  • I think I have listed this before. Yes.

• Wallet
  • ID
  • Credit/Debit Cards
• Checkbook
• Chapstick-Burts.
• Lotion.
• Hand Sanitizer.
• Scent.
• Keys.
• Flashdrive.
• Planner.
• Pen.
• Pencil.
• Hair-ties.
• Bobby Pins.
• ipod
• BLACKBERRY
• Coupons.
• Sunglasses.
• Glasses/Contact Case.

Adam

• World's Greatest Brother.
• Amazing Baseball Player
• Weird sense of humor, but we still love him.
• Old man.
  • Content with staying in and watching Seinfeld.
  • Doesn't go out with friends. (Exaggeration).
  • So good at scrabble.
• Has an obsession with shoes. Really?
• Has a sick obsession with hats.
• Loves the Yankees.
• Makes me food...even homemade spag sauce when I am home!
• Bets on everything and basically always wins.

• I was fat.
• I thought I was going to go down the drain...in the bathtub and I would scream until my parents would take me out.
• I was always worried when we ate. I always said 'PLENTY MORE?' because apparently I thought my parents ate a lot?
• I said AMEN at the end of each book.
• I ran around our kitchen table singing 'New York, New York'.
• I fell off of my plastic horse and my mom has it on video.
• I threw things at my dad.
• I knew sign language. Notice knew.
• My mom taught me how to ice skate at age 3.
• I freaked out if I swallowed gum, I thought I was going to die.
• I copied the dictionary word for word. I thought it was really cool. I am pretty sure I still have like A-M. I worked on it...