Dad

• He's the best.
• He answers all my questions. Even my stupid ones.
  • Example:
  • What do I do? State Farm keeps calling me.
  • Just don't answer. Haha.
• He gives me wise and godly advice always. Always.
• He seems to know when I'm having a crappy mccrappy day because he always calls me.
• He lets me call and text him whenever I want. Even at 3 in the morning.
• He laughs at my stupid jokes.
• He pretty much gives me whatever I want.
  • Example:
  • Can you add that one to my tab?
• World's CLEANEST MAN
  • Washes his hands for minimum 4 minutes.
  • Takes vitamins out of lid of his jars.
  • Always is cleaning.
  • Doesn't SHARE anything.
• He chuckles when I call him from the bar from my purse.
  • Last night I accidentally called from my purse and left a 4 minute VM. He thought I was dying and so he said he listened to the whole thing. Then he called and texted me like 2346346 times. I called him at 2 in the morning and we just talked about life and jazz, and also about how I need to be more careful about leaving crazy VM'S. :)