I own a number of possessions, and these are their names:

• My iPod, called Jeoffrey
• The plant I killed in Horns House was called Edmund Trevor Maud.
• My old Samsung phone, called Samuel

I've just realised my new phone doesn't have a name, so will now be called Joyce

• The Car, called The Gertrudemobile
• or The Red Van
• The Mother, called Gertrude

My toys:

• My cuddly dog, called Skitty
• My Giant Panda, called Peter
• My inflatable turtle is called Hubert.

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• The Food Baby, called Herbert