• Kylie: Les Folios
• Spice Girls: Live in Instanbul
• Rihanna - Hackney Weekend 2012
• Spice Girls - The Return of the Spice Girls
• (Spice Girls - Giving You Everything)
• Rihanna - iheartRADIO 2012
• Gaga - Glastonbury
• P!nk - iheartRADIO 2012
• Gaga - Clinton Fundation Concert Live 2011
• Rihanna - #777 Tour Live in London (Live)

i've realised that most of my friends are girls and most of the musicians i turn to are female solo artists. so here is a list. i guess it would be cool if i could see them live as well (hence the crossings out:

• Lady Gaga
• Amy Lee / Evanescence
• Rihanna
• Katy Perry
• P!nk
• Ke$ha
• Britney
• Christina Aquilera
• Robyn
• Delta Goodrem

There are also a fee females who I have a lot of time and respect for (continuing, in progress):-

• Lady Gaga, for making people brave, for u...

Just because everyone else has done one... which is blatantly going to turn into a list of dvds I want... lol

• White and red strip Converses (as seen in and on Dr Who) - £35
• Black Converses - £35 (Both from mishu)
• James Bond Complete Collection - £60 (HMV)
• Doctor Who - The Complete Specials
  
  - £26.98 (Amazon)
• Glow in the dark or luminous blue contacts - £20 (ThreadShed)
• Givenchy Pour Homme Eau de Toilette - £25.50 for 30ml (Boots)
• Superdry " vintage entry flock hood" Hoodie - £44.99 (Superdry)
• Grey Snood Scarf - £12 (River Island)

Dear Santa...

• New Digital Camera - because the other two have packed in
• Converses - The white ones, and the black ones, and maybe some midnight blue ones
• Gaga Calendar - so I can have more pictures of her on my wall [Thanks Zeta!]
• My Uni pictures - so I can have more pictures on my walls
• Dr Who - The Specials Complete Boxset
• A fuck load of DVDs
• Superdry Coat
• Superdry checked shirt with hood
• Some giant posters
• GIVENCHY POUR HOMME
• Some Next fragrance
• More labels...
• Things from the sales
  • e.g ASOS

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• Naughty or Nice - Nice
• Money or Fame Fame , as it should come with money ;)
• Bread or Butter - Bread not going to eat butter on it's own lol
• Ice cream or Lollipops - Ice cream?
• Cats or Dogs - Dogs
• Smooth or Rough - Smooth
• Stick or Twist - Twist
• Britney or Gaga - GAGA . <3
• Little Brother or Big Mouth - Big Mouth
• Shout or Whisper - Shout
• Smooth or Crunchy - Smooth
• Shave or Wax - Shave. No. Wax.
• Honest or Devious - Honest
• Wooden or Plastic - Neither. Please. Quirky, not wooden, and real, not fake.
• Summer or Winter - SUMMER
• Mother or Father - Father?
• Beans or Toast - Toast
• Crisps or Cake - Cake
• Sun or Snow - Um, well I said Summer before, so now we shall have Snow lol

• Summer, sunshine, snacking, smiling; silliness, stars, shortcuts, singing, sleeping.
• Shopping and spending money (:D)
  • Getting bargains
• Sitting on the bus home, at the back, under the spot where the camera can't see you, all the windows open so you get all the breeze, with Jeffrey the ipod on a good shuffle
• Secret smiles
• Seeing hotties (Cheltenham doesn't disappoint)
• Singing to those songs you know all the lyrics too
• Showering and feeling clean - it doesn't happen very often ;)

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• Tipping the fries into the lid of the McD...

The funniest moments from TV (that I can remember so far)

1 - Hyacinth Bucket realising there is a hearse outside her house. http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/ondem...

that laugh. lololoolololol.

2 - The car door falling off in The Inbetweeners.

3 - Rachel headbutting Ross when giving birth in Friends (i laughed a lot when I first saw it, so have to go in there)

4- "FUCK OFF YOU BEADY EYED SHITS" ahahaha - The Inbetweeners again. PMSL

5- "COME THE FUCK ON BRIDGET" ahahaha

5-and if it counts, the woman falling down and through the cat walk. hahahaha

My top 5 favourite performances:

• 1) Paparazzi - Vma Awards 2008 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHrMflS49...
• 2) LoveGame & Poker Face Medley Live - Much Music Video Awards 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6uQizTJ... (but for better picture quality but quiet sound, use: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXpHQtzs...
• 3) Just Dance - The Dome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE-L00VBL...
• 4) Dance in the Dark - 02,London, THE MONSTER BALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9ZJo6uC...
• 5) Love Game, 02,London, THE MONSTER BALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpl_5EB9x...

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• 6) Poker Face- The Dome - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53A22tBa...

My Top 5 Singles (currently?) :

• 1) Poker Face
• 2) Just Dance
• 3) Bad Romance
• 4) Love Game
• 5) Telephone

My Top 10/20 Songs: (Hard.)

• 1 Lord of The Rings - the only trilogy and indeed film series where each and every sequel gets better then the rest.
• 2) The Matrix Trilogy - Although 3 is very OTT, it is still an amazing trilogy, in terms of story, soundtrack and effects.
• 3) POTC Trilogy - soundtrack amazing, story slightly confusing, effects - wow.
• 4) Original Star Wars Trilogy - Amazing.
• 5) Spiderman Trilogy - 2,1,3 in order.
• 6) Bourne Trilogy. Brilliant.
• 7) New Star Wars Trilogy. 2,1,3 in order.
• 8) X Men trilogy - the third film drags it down, but the first two films drag it up.
• 9) Shrek Trilogy
• 10) Rush Hour 1,2,3 (which I am counting)
• 11) High School Musical

A few things I feel would be worthwhile:

• Get Contacts
• See my favourite bands/musicians Live:
  • Lady Gaga
  • Evanescence
• Attend a music festival
• Graduate with a decent degree
• Produce arm muscles
• I've also always wanted to see a Giant Panda in it's natural habitat
• Visit New York
  • and some other countries, see the sights of the world
• Start writing something/churning out novels
• ..
• Get published
• Write an epic series with more and more hype about the next book

(not ranked in order)

• tea.
• cofee.
• bagels.
• haribo.
• the chubby cup cake boy - http://youtu.be/Ysqh1uzqGrc
• posting too many images on tumblr - lkwrnr.tumblr.com
• tweeting way too much on twitter - twitter.com/lkwrnr
• knowing that I am not getting ripped to shreds on Judge Judy or Jeremy Kyle.

In no particular order, because I actually can't make any decisions at all... and I'm really shit with films :)

I think the general method of choosing is how entertained I was from first viewing... for some of them anyway. Others are actually amazing no matter how many times you watch them <3

• Bridget Jone's Diary
• Titanic
• I Robot
• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
• Fight Club
• 300
• Shrek
• Shakespeare in Love
• Mr and Mrs Smith
• Matilda
• Miss Congeniality
• The Matrix
• LOTR... ALL 3.

This list is clearly not current at all, after now, as I won't up date it again unless I am trying to procrastinate an essay

• buy Secret Santa presents for uni and work
• drink lots of tea and write 4000 words for martin/prose
• get through all the overtime and work before christmas without dying
• have many xmas parties, meals and celebratory good times
• try to have a good time over christmas
• make new years resolutions
  • i.e. stop biting my nails
  • go to the gym more
  • do your dissertation
  • write more
• publish new years resolutions
• get drunk for new year and enter 2011 wit...

I can spend hours standing in the shower, doing nothing at all.

I like my music loud. I'm a 'pop' of person - "I'm all about the beats". Hahaaha XD

I am instantly happy when wrapped up in the duvet.

I tend to walk around the room I am when on the telephone.

I am addicted to Tesco Value Midget Gems...

I don't like writing in Black ink.

I hate my hair.

I doodle. All around the margin and then down the other side of the page. And I mainly doodle my name, with either a star or a few swirls around it.

I bite my nails. I want to grow my nails so they look nice but can't stop myself from biting them cos I kind of like it.

The nails on my ring fingers grow the fastest, and always seem to have white on th...

It has come to my attention that there are some things that annoy me very much. Here are some of them...

• Dirt or anything else under my finger nails.
• Comic Sans Font - it really should DIE.
• Street Performers. Really. Annoy. Me. (Except Tim!) N.B. It seems groups of performers, like a dance group for example don't annoy me.
• Taps being to close to the sink to get one's hands under them properly.
• Motorbikes which roar down the street UNNECESSARILY loudly.
• When people comment on your recently posted status rather than on your wall on Facebook to say "Hi, how are you?"
• When the bread gets squashed and it is all a funny shape and then I go to make a sandwich/defrost it in the toaster and it doesn't work

I own a number of possessions, and these are their names:

• My iPod, called Jeoffrey
• The plant I killed in Horns House was called Edmund Trevor Maud .
• My old Samsung phone, called Samuel

I've just realised my new phone doesn't have a name, so will now be called Joyce

• The Car, called The Gertrudemobile
• or The Red Van
• The Mother, called Gertrude

My toys:

• My cuddly dog, called Skitty
• My Giant Panda, called Peter
• My inflatable turtle is called Hubert .

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• The Food Baby, called Herbert

I placed these randomly selected 10 solo artists in best order.

The artists are: Madonna, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Robbie Williams, Beyonce, Ke$ha, Avril Lavigne, Lily Allen, Lil Wayne, The Streets

• 1) Christina Aguilera
• 2)Rihanna (even if she does dress horribly)
• 3)Madonna (she IS Madonna)
• 4) Avril Lavigne
• 5) Lily Allen
• 6) Ke$ha
• 7) Beyonce
• 8) Robbie
• 9) The Streets
• 10) Lil Wayne

So many trilogies have been ruined by the third one, as the shift moves from story to special effects - I have always said a film focuses on either one, never both.

• 1) Star Wars 3 - epically oh dear. Awful script, ridiculous OTT effects.
• 2) X 3 - Brett Ratner ruined this trilogy. Ruined. Story of Wolverine abandoned in favour of effects for Phoenix.
• 3) Matrix 3 - Oh really, the machines were enough but the rain as well? Special effects overdrive.
• 4) Spiderman 3 - good, but getting worse.
• 5) Shrek 3 - story being dragged out
• 6) Rush Hour 3 - really annoyed me.Brett Ratner ruined another trilogy (this time his own). Awful ending.
• 7) POTC 3 - an abundance of effects with a complicated story doesn't work in favou...

My "fabulous regulars" I see at Work

• Carhartt Man
• The Goth (if you see him in white it's his happy day)
• Bobble hat woman
• The Whistler
• The old couple, chatty lady who looses her card
• Scary Mary!
• Claire, aka Bag woman (white hair, nearly one item per bag for wrapping)
• Yellow hair
• Yoghurt woman (short hair)
• Old bike man (nearly as old as his bike, blue jumpsuit)
• Wine moustache man
• The Farmer
• Two elderly ladies, friends who share a trolley
• 'Can you pack for me please dear?' Lady
• Hottie and Dad

• Bridesmaids
• Harry Potter 7 Part 2
• Cowboys and Aliens
• My Poppers Penguins
• Rise of Planet of the Apes
• Inbetweeners Movie
• Fright Night
• Super 8
• One Day
• Drive
• The Debt
• Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
• I Don't Know How she Does It
• Johnny English Reborn
• Real Steel
• The Help
• Anonymous

Missed out on

• Columbiana
• Friends with Benefits

• I bite my nails.
• I am studing English Literature and Creative Writing.
• I am at war with my self - I don't read and I don't write.
• I have never been on the standard definition of a holiday.
• I have never been to a music festival.
• I have led a deprived life.

So not working. Here we go Procrastination

DVDs I have bought and need to watch:

• Mission Impossible
• Elf
• Home Alone Boxset
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
• 28 Days Later
• X Men Origins: Wolverine
• Definitly Maybe
• De Ja Vu
• Save The Last Dance
• Pulp Fiction (started several times)
• Me Myself and Irene
• Watchmen
• Forest Gump
• The History Boys

Why I think Lady Gaga is not over rated:

• She writes her songs herself (albeit with some collaborators, but she has major writing credits for all her songs)
• She has had two hit albums in two years, and has already written her third. Some musicians, (as she has pointed out) write an album for a year, tour for a year, take a break and write another one. She "makes music everyday"
• She isn't just about music. For her, the music, performance, fashion, and related art are all important.
• She is one of the most vocal musicians/people for LGBT rights.
• She can sing, and sing well. For example, when she announced her new album title, she sang a few lines from the title song.
• She has raised the bar of the pop industry, especially for music videos

Hmmm, it just deleted this one so I've had to type it again.

• Luke Marsden from Big Brother has replied to a tweet of mine
• Mario from BB9 has replied to a tweet of mine
• Sunshine Martyn from this year's Big Brother has also replied to a tweet of mine
  • Twice ;)
• James Moran has replied to several tweets of mine
• Stephen Fry has retweeted me
• My tweet about Big Brother was read out on Big Mouth 23/07/2010
• Nathan Sykes from The Wanted has replied to a tweet of mine mentioning that he was in a talent show in Stroud

(shameless plug: twitterID:lkwrnr)

I have met, and/or got the autograph of(*)

• "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RANDALL"
• "QUICK, FETCH THE SCISSORS RANDALL"
• What limit? By when? What shall we do? Moodle? ... or... the other one? What other one?... Email. Oh... how? By when?
• (jumping up and down, stamping on the floor and holding his head in his hands) "JUST SAY IT, LIBBY"
• "I love terroism"
• "stop spending all your life on facebook and twittertwattering your life away"
• am I an emo?
• you're all looking at me.... (like i'm jumping up and down as if high on drunks, we haven't read any books and we don't know what you are on about, you crazy man)

The most ridiculous list in the whole world, and one I am not proud of, but still, a list is a list. Bear in mind, most of these are from Greenbelt, a Christian music and arts festival held in Cheltenham :P

Definitely hoping this will change soon :)

• Daniel Bedingfield
• Lz7
• Cornershop (Brimful of Asha)
• Duke Special
• Shed Seven
• Beverly Knight
• London Community Gospel Choir
• Jars of Clay
• Delirious?
• Fightstar
• Athelete
• Feeder

and

Based on first impressions from reading each one, not overall after re-reading, as then the order would change. Also note, the bottom three aren't hated, they just had to be placed. I like them, but the others are better lol.

• 1) Deathly Hallows (however, after re-reading this, it moves down the rankings as i dislike it more and more. I thought it was perfect after the first reading).
• 2) Goblet of Fire. funnystoryactionfunnystorryactionfunnystoryactionDEATH.
• 3) Order of the Phoneix (this was only placed here becuase 6 has to be lower down the list - but I might lower it
• 4) Half Blood Prince - this has to fall due to it being so unsatisfactory with the revelation of the prince, but the cave scenes and dumbledore being an actual human rather than just a nice headteacher stops it being in the bottom three).

• .. because they are mainly twats.
• Katie Price
• Dappy
• Kerry Katona
• Natalie Cassidy - go away.
• The Go Compare Man.
• Sam Pepper from Big Brother.

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• CJ from Eggheads
• Ronaldo

tbc...