- Hmmm.. when I choked on that piece of pizza?
- A truck was backing up- he didn't see me, I tried to honk my horn, but it didn't work. So i threw it into reverse a la james bond, and proceeded to get out of harms way.
- Again in the car: tried backing in to a spot- put on gas instead of brake- all i can say is "thank GOD for those curb things"
- When I yelled at my mom for some reason- i saw murder in her eyes.
jan 15 2011 ∞
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