- My 12 closest friends. Judas isn't invited this time
- Soup Of The Day - so that everyone would remember the date
- Some colouring in to do with tiny crayons while I wait for the mains.
- Lasagne
- Cheesy Garlic bread - slightly undercooked so the garlic butter is all runny and lovely
- Potato Smilies
- A side salad - and a personal waiter/butler to pick out the tomatoes. I would then leave the whole salad
- Pigs in Blankets
- Rocky Horror desert (from Harvester...oh come on I'm being crucified in a bit, the least you could do is nip to Harves...ok I'll settle for Beefeater, just any kind of Ice-cream, chocolate, fudge, brownie combo).
- The lights to dim half way through as a Birthday cake is bought out by a man in a dog suit while Cliff Richard 'Celebration' plays, BUT then the children across the room, get their cake and shut the fuck up so I can enjoy my meal.
- Irish coffees
- Crackers and cheese
- NO WINE!
- A bit of a nap
- A secret exit to avoid execution
- A seat on the side of the table that's got a sofa. If no sofa exists we will take our custom elsewhere
- No squabbling over the bill. And the bill should not include a tip as standard. I will decide on the tip
- The waiter calls me a cab to the top of the hill. I aint carrying a sodding crucifix up there on a full stomach.
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