Weird Stuff Found in my Room

Items in my room that, if I were a middle-aged, single woman, could be described as 'kooky'. But I'm not, so they're just odd...for now.

• A blue onezie
• A black, moustached puppet named Alfonze
• A stern looking bear and floppy looking bear respectively known as Stern Bear and NoBody Bear
• A 'Train to Skasville' CD
• An airtight bag of Daniel Bradley's hair
• Several cardboard heads of celebrities with humorously smaller, hand-drawn bodies including Wet Ussain Bolt and Pissed Tiger Woods
• A clock containing the heads of friends and acquaintances in conjunction with each number
• Several manky, stain covered, ripped white t-shirts covered in various words and scribblings
• A Jenson Button Braun GB 2009 cap
• A small green and white megaphone
• A plastic sword
• A withered cactus in a plant pot decorated with the word "Ben"