Several Ways to Procrastinate Away All Your Revision Time

The things you can find to do!

• Text people you haven't spoken to in aggggeeees and start a conversation.
• Rediscover a liking for E.L.O. and listen to every last one of their feel-good pop ballads.
• Make the biggest sandwich the world has ever seen.
• Decide now is the opportune time to take your clothes off the dryer.
• Facebook...obviously.
• Rearrange posters on your wall.
• Playback the entire plot of the movie Death Wish in your mind.
• Weigh up the prospect of going out tonight.
• Keep a constant ear to the wall about the election and gain a sudden interest in every meaningless constituency...even Rutland and Melton.
• Ring any elderly member of your family and ask about their day.
• Playback the entire plot of the movie Death Wish in your mind back-to-front starting with the unneccessaryly quick fade to credits.
• Make a list...