The Evolution of John A. Boardley

The progression of John's name and nicknames and how it changed.

• 1989 - Born Daniel Boardley
• 2007 - Christened 'The Douche' at Latitude
• 2007/2008 - Rebranded 'The Cunt' over the course of the year
• Early 2008 - Renamed John in his absence in Norwich
• 2008 - Established as John the Cunt (JTC for short) at V Festival
• 2008 - Temporarily renamed 'The Jackal'
• November 2008 - Temporarily called 'Pug' at Taylor's 2008
• 2008/2009 - John's lesser known second name 'Alkaline' is invented. His full title is now John Alkaline Boardley (still JTC for short)
• 2009 - 'The John' is officially recognised as a social position within a friend group by the Court of Friendship in Genk, Belguim
• Summer 2009 - Temporarily called 'Scrags' at Reading 2009
• 2010 - Officially recognised by every living human as being called John A. Boardley