Thames United 08'-11'
A break-down of the Severn-beating, goal-smashing, game-changing, match-dominating players that make up Thames United Football Team.
- Ben Stebbings
- Positions: GK, CB, CM, ST
- Similar Player: Edgar Davids
- John Slough
- Positions: RB, ST
- Similar Player: Graeme Le Saux
- Michael Brockbanks
- Positions: LB, GK, LM
- Similar Players: Terry Butcher
- Ryan Wood
- Positions: CB, CM
- Similar Players: John Terry, Paul Scholes
- Josh Allen
- Positions: ST, CB, GK
- Similar Players: Didier Drogba
- Alec Summersgill
- Positions: CM
- Similar Players: David Batty
- Luke Walton
- Positions: RM, ST
- Similar Players: Dirk Kuyt
- Gary White
- Positions: CM, ST
- Similar Players: Frank Lampard
- Lee Pillar
- Positions: ST, LM
- Similar Players: Nicklas Bendtner, Paolo Di Canio
- Jack Forshaw
- Positions: ST, CM
- Similar Players: Duncan Ferguson
- Richard Lawes
- Positions: LB, LM, CM
- Similar Players: Roberto Carlos
- Matt Bonnie
- Positions: RM, GK
- Similar Players: Eric Djemba-Djemba
- James Gallagher
- Positions: RM, CB, CM
- Similar Players: Matty Taylor, Marc Overmars
- Rich Moody
- Positions: ST, CM
- Similar Players: Matt Le Tissier
- Josh Stebbings
- Positions: GK
- Similar Players: Dean Kiely, Mark Bosnich
- Dan Vine
- Positions: Manager
- Similar Managers: Brian Clough/Phil Brown