Dear Larissa, thanks for letting me steal your idea. Greatest one ever. You're the coolest. <3

• "And an orange or a grapefruit. We don't know. (Pause) It's an orange. I smell it." -Larissa
• "Hey, this is tasty. Tasty when you are wastey." Erin
• "It smells like a diaper on a date in here." Mark
  • "Alright alcohol." Larissa
  • "What are you trying to boss it around for?" Me
• "When we stand up, we will probably be drunk. Wanna stand up?" Larissa
• "I just recently learned it is hard to chew when you are drunk." Evan C.
• "Edward Falldown." Lady at Dillards
• "I feel like I'm going to shoot my pants." Tim
• "I felt weird about spitting because there was a lot of fanciness going on." My Evan
• "What kind of pickle are you putting yourself into?" Mark
• "You tried to use her as a battering ram." Mark
• "I told you I don't like clowns, and then its a midget and a clown." My Evan
• "Alright. It smells like a diaper on a drinking binge in there." My Evan
• "Look. Now they come in the fancies." My Evan
• "How many of those hand gadgets does it take to operate that thing?" My Grandma (In reference to the Wii)
• "You were twiddling it like you were going to pop his poor little head off." Natalia
• (Gay Voice) "This fish net shirt looks really good." My Evan
• "There is salt in my titties." Larissa
• "Theres crumbs in my boobies." Larissa
• "Her personality is not that great and she is kind of a rock farmer. She's also not hot at all, sooo..." My Evan
  • Does that taste like pencil? Larissa
  • ...YEAH! It tastes like pencil smell!! Erin
• "We went through the bargain bin and raped it. You should have been there." Larissa
• "I'm fine with my jacket on actually. My shirt is a little tiny." Timmy
• "She was a walmart baby beauty queen. And he blew that off for someone that munched the rug. How did he mess that up?" My Evan
• "Is that Mikeala behind us, or am I being racist?" My Evan
• "There's somethin in my bra. Like a hair." Larissa
• "What's that guy called? Not the bartender. The guy that does your teeth?..." Erin