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"You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white, like the skin stretched over your bones. Spring keeps you ever close. You are second hand smoke. You are so fragile and thin, standing trail for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins."

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I can't decide who I dislike more than who, so these aren't necessarily in order. A.

  • You suck at your job 90% of the time.
  • Your butt chin is very unattractive, and it bothers me to even look at you.
  • You are soooooo freaking fake, it drives me crazy.

T.

  • You act like a 5 year old most of the time.
  • You need to take responsibility for your own acts.
  • You need to stop acting like you are the best thing that ever happened to the Olive Garden.
    • Honestly, we would be better off without you.
  • When I am expoing, you seriously need to shut the hell up.

K.....fired.

  • I get sooooo tired of your voice.
  • You have something to say about everything and it's soooo annoying.
  • It really creeps me out when you stand really close to me while I am doing my morning routine and tell me something weird, like that thing about the Amish butter.
  • You need to get the women in your life under control and tell them to stop calling you at work, because I have better things to do than play secretary for you.

B......fired.

  • You are lazy and annoying.
  • You need to stop talking about Rush and all of your stupid political views at work.
  • I also do not want to hear your stories about which drug you were on over the weekened and the dumb things you did.
  • The thing you did with the Lemon Cream Cake today, yeah, that wasn't okay, and don't worry, I'm the one that tattled on you.

M.

  • You are a gross, pervie man.
    • I can feel you looking at my butt when I walk away and it makes me wanna puke.
  • You can drive a car, so I don't feel bad about the way I feel about you.
  • You are always standing in the way, and I know you do it on purpose for attention.
  • I don't want to talk to you, ever, and I wish you would get the hint.

J.....fired.

  • You are very intimidating and rude.
  • You are also a man whore, and I know it.
  • I just flat out don't like you.

S......Quit.

  • Basically you just really annoy me.
  • Also, you are a bad server, and you are not helpful at all.

R......Disappeared.

  • You're a jerk.
  • Your sarcastic jokes are not funny.
  • Your bubble butt freaks me out.

J.....Redeemed themself on Thursday.

  • It's not okay to steal my orders.
  • When you come back to tell me that someone is there, I get it. All you have to do is say the name and walk away. Don't stand next to me for ten minutes. I promise I've got it handled, and I have worked there WAY longer than you, so back off.
  • Do not use my cutting board to cut your stupid lemons and limes. Also, I get tired of telling you to put a glove over your cutting glove. Gross.

A.

  • You need to stay off of my Compri.
  • You are friends with A., which isn't helping your situation.
  • Don't tell me to come cash you out when you are not ready, because that realllllly pisses me off.
  • You just annoy me in general, I can't even explain it.

J.

  • You react like a child.
  • You are extremely annoying and rude.
  • When I ask you a simple question, you can go ahead and answer me. Instead, you decide to freak out for no reason, and that is completely unnecessary.
  • You should not be a CT.
  • That time you told me I smelled delicious was 100% creepy.

K.

  • Your perfume/lotion/whatever you are wearing that makes you smell that way reaks.
  • I don't like hearing stories about your digestive system because it's gross.
  • I know that you like tiramisu, so every morning when I'm plating them, you don't have to comment about how I need to share with you, or that you could take them off my hands. It's not funny.
  • You need to stop being rude and learn my bff's name for once.

J......It's a like/hate relationship, and because it's sometimes like, this person is off the list.

  • I despise your incessant sarcasm.
  • I don't need help. Stop doing things for me when I didn't ask or want you to.
  • I don't understand what is wrong with your voice, but I can never hear/understand what you are saying, and neither can anybody else. This might be why we have all started to try to ignore you.

N......Ehhhh, there are others that are worse.

  • You act like you are better than you are, and it's annoying.
  • You have a bad attitude and you need to stop acting like you are too cool for school.
  • Don't blame your mistakes on other people.
  • Pay attention...your meaningless chit chat is the least important thing on your agenda.

A.

  • Ew.
  • You are judgy and annoying. Shut up.
  • Your manerisms at meetings make me want to be violent towards you. haha, serious.

T. (L, I'm sorry this wasn't here sooner. I guess it was overlooked).....Fired. =)

  • Ass...hole.
  • You are not God's gift to the world. You are arrogant and rude and annoying.
  • We wish you would disappear.
  • Don't ever, ever, ever, EVER say bad things about my friends to me ever again.
  • Gooooo awayyyyyyy.
jan 11 2010 ∞
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