southern american

• a few sandwiches short of a picnic
• as useful as a trap door on a canoe
• clear as mud
• couldn't find (something) with both hands and a flashlight
• don't go off with your pistol half cocked
• don't you make those eyes at me
• faster than a knife fight in a phone booth
• happier than a four-peckered goat
• he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it
• higher than a Georgia pine (meaning drunkenness)
• hungry enough to eat a horse
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I'll knock you right into tomorrow
• it's no skin off my nose
• jerking my tail
• not the sharpest knife in the drawer
• shallow as a saucer
• six ways to (or from) Sunday
• somebody beat him with the ugly stick
• sweating like a whore in church
• the cat's meow
• the spitting image of (something or one)
• wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
• your ass is grass