• Aphex Twin teddies
• hyperrealistic possum fursuit (with pouch) (used to be kangaroo but now I'm possum)
• multiple college tuitions and degrees to enlarge my brain and remain #forever21
• 300 avocado toasts (no house needed, I will live in a hippie van / meth lab free spirited and traveling the world)
• long furby (Garfield long furby)

this was supposed to be ironic but the more I think about it the more sincere it gets.