weird fucking memories that I need to stop gaslighting myself into disbelieving and Redditors with boring lives would accuse me of lying about for attention

• my Deep South Bible Belt homophobic middle school having an annual school-approved student drag show (that's not what it was called but it's what it was) with the popular jock boys as drag queens
• a mutant parasitic leafless pokeweed-like color-changing plant in my backyard terrorizing my siblings and I
• my childhood best friend having a weird name for a year until her immigrant parents realized that putting together English words doesn't constitute an English name
• two unrelated ppl in my life unironically claimed to have met Stalin, I mean I don't believe in ghosts but if I did it would be Stalin