• life is a race and we are all racists - Neldaughter Womandela
  • Wow, Taylor Swift also has to maintain homeostasis through glomerular filtration? Celebrities, they're just like us!
  • they can't even comprehend a cock and ball, let alone a cock and two balls
  • trying to Sleep but the House is breathing And Moaning Too Loud
  • If you don’t shower for at least three (3) months Bladee will actually come over and give you a sponge bath. Not a sexual one mind you. He wears a hazmat “suit” (actually a bunch of Prada bags but it works). He has Ecco hold the bucket. You’re 1/3 there. Way to go drainer!
  • Berry loved to play in the snow... but so did the meat worm
  • MOM! Antifa put trans porn on my phone again!
  • Sorry white people, you have no "spirit animal" that's your fursona
  • Stalin stole all the laptops and there was only macbooks left so sad
  • Yeah I'm MtF (Mike to Finger)
  • DNA testing companies after inventing America: *stonks up*
  • People on this website won’t eat volcano pizza but will gladly eat ass smh
  • Oop yeah I was in a K-hole when I wrote that my b
  • "If this were Pakistan you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were four years old" - Freddy Got Fingered
  • what did Van Gogh do to the climate, he died 300 years ago
  • liberal Breaking Bad be like: Jesse we need to go to Los Pronouns Hormones and cook Estrogen for Saul Goodwoman
  • "Why do my eyes hurt?" "You never wear them with the Gucci glasses"
  • Ok for baby to listen to aphex twin ? Will it give baby autism
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