• write diary entries for 2005 to 2012.
  • item 12: wrap the first clue in its box and tuck it just out of the way so the police will find it before dazed husband thinks to look for it. it has to be part of the police record. i want him to be forced to start the treasure hunt (his ego will make him finish it)
  • item 18: stage the living room. tip the ottoman.
  • item 22: cut myself
  • item 29: say goodbye to Bleecker. smell his little stinky cat breath one last time. fill his kibble dish in case people forget to feed him once everything starts.
  • item 30: carefully dress wound, ensuring no blood has dripped where it shouldn't be present. wrap box cutter and tuck away in pocket for later disposal
  • item 32: change into generic clothes, tuck hair in hat, climb down the banks of the river, and scuttle along the edge, the water lapping inches below, until you reach the edge of the complex. do this even though you know the Teverers, the only neighbors with a view of the river, will be at church. do this because you never know. you always take the extra step that others don't, that's who you are.
  • item 33: get the fuck out of Dodge.
  • item 34: change look.
jun 11 2014 ∞
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