• obnoxiously loud people
• people who talk too much, especially about themselves
• misuse of their, they're, there
• misuse of your, you're
• misuse of or, are (??????!!!!!!!?!?!?!)
• "should of", "could of", "would of", "must of"
• other silly grammatical errors
• men who cannot accept simple gestures of kindness, such as holding the door, from women
• old-fashioned, traditional men (those who insist on being at the head of the table, won't let a woman drive them, dislike women of power, scorn independent women, etc.)
• half-hearted hugs
• idiotic ignorance of other ethnicities/cultures
• holiday seasons, large family gatherings
• disrespect for others' belongings
• writing all letters but "i" in caps (LiKE THiS)
• people feigning interest in my day
• everyone knowing my business (mostly thanks to my mother)
• overzealous (sports) fans
• people who blast the bass in their car
  • Not only is this inconsiderate, it damages your hearing more than it does mine.
• being behind drivers who signal last minute and then practically stop before turning
• impatient drivers
• a clutter desktop (too many icons, no sense of organization)
• generalizations when I am not a part (collective speaking, assuming everyone feels the same way just because a couple people do, someone speaking for me, stereotypes)
• people talking way too close to my face
• people who try to strike up conversation when I am clearly not in the mood for it
• people who leave the darkroom a mess (ARGHHHH!!!!)
• girls who flick their hair in my face
• litter
• people who expect others to clean up their shit
• arrogant know-it-alls or people who think they know all
• teachers who ceaselessly praise a single student
• excessive waste
• people who do not wash their hands after using the bathroom
  • I don't care if urine is sterile; wash your damn hands!
• common usage dictating a word's official status (e.g. "ginormous")
  • I had this crossed off, but "frenemy" and "locavore" are now in the dictionary? What?!
• people who hover over or around my food while I'm eating
• people who try to "save" me or other non-believers
• people who use religion to justify everything
• students who expect art to be an easy class
• "I now pronounce you man and wife."
  • Not marriage itself, but that statement. It makes the woman sound subordinate. Better: husband and wife.
• sports stars, especially tennis and golf players, portrayed as sex symbols
• misconceptions about animals (e.g. wolves, sharks, pit bulls)
• pro-life fanatics
• people who impose their belief on others as if it's the only thing to believe or the right thing to believe
• people who pull the race card (e.g. "She doesn't like me because I'm brown.")
• sexists, mysoginists
• retarded staple jobs
• people who don't keep appointments
• people who think it's okay to block hallways to chitchat and drivers who stop in the middle of the road to talk to someone
• misquotes
• cyclists on roads without bike lanes
• old people and technology
  • I can sympathize, but it doesn't mean they don't frustrate me.
• people touching the computer monitor
  • It is possible to point something out without pressing on the screen.
• the stupid names celebrities give their kids (e.g. Honor Marie, Heaven Rain)
• cheap toilet paper
• excessive, unnecessary cursing
• when people grab food off your plate without asking.
  • Not only is it unbelievably rude, it can be quite disgusting.
• "You'll understand when you have kids."
• students who share pointless/irrelevant personal anecdotes
• the obsession with being PC
• the H1N1 hysteria
• how much celebrities and athletes are paid
  • and how much they're revered
• abuses of the Bill of Rights and laws in general
• guys assuming a girl is in a bad mood because she's on her period, as if she isn't human and couldn't possibly be upset about anything else
• false drawers

So . . . I guess I don't like people very much.