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Some of this borders on paranoia.

  • aging
  • the house burning down (especially when I'm not home)
  • voyeurs, possible hidden cameras in restrooms and dressing rooms
  • tumbling down the stairs on nighttime walks to and from the bathroom
  • clowns
  • the car door opening while I'm leaning against it from the inside (you'll catch me lock it sometimes)
  • losing my harddrive again
  • being a part of someone else's snapshot or video (tourist or amateur)
  • drowning
  • dying unexpectedly
  • someone catching my mother leaving a key under the mat for the cleaning service
  • finding the house burglarized
  • bugs laying eggs in the house
  • bedbugs
  • insects buzzing near my ear
  • being buried rather than cremated
  • waking up to find that the dream of my teeth falling out of my mouth was actually reality
  • someone cloning me from a strand of hair that's fallen on the ground
  • losing my luggage
  • doctors not giving optimal care to organ donors
  • ant clusters, especially on food or dead animals
nov 21 2007 ∞
apr 27 2010 +