Inspired by Ash.

• If I were a season, I'd be autumn.
• If I were a month, I'd be December.
• If I were a day of the week, I'd be Sunday.
• If I were a time of day, I'd be dusk.
• If I were a planet, I'd be Uranus.
• If I were a direction, I’d be West.
• If I were a tree, I’d be a dogwood tree or weeping willow.
• If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.
• If I were a fruit, I’d be a kiwi.
• If I were a land animal, I'd be a squirrel.
• If I were a sea animal, I'd be a jellyfish.
• If I were a bird, I'd be a tree swallow or a Costa's hummingbird.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an antique desk.
• If I were a liquid, I’d be mercury.
• If I were a stone, I’d be lapis lazuli or black jade.
• If I were a tool, I’d be a pen.
• If I were a kind of weather, I’d be partially cloudy and breezy.
• If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a cello.
• If I were a color, I’d be navy blue.
• If I were a facial expression, I’d be a pout.
• If I were an emotion, I'd be longing.
• If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
• If I were an element, I’d be carbon.
• If I were a car, I’d be a 2010 Mazda 3 or a Nissan Cube.
• If I were a food, I’d be crème brûlée.
• If I were a place, I’d be Jeju-do.
• If I were a flavor, I’d be sweet.
• If I were a scent, I’d be fresh laundry or rain.
• If I were an object, I’d be a notebook.
• If I were a body part, I’d be an appendix.
• If I were a song, I’d be "Take It Easy (Love Nothing)" or "What We Fall for When We're Already Down".
• If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be your favorite sneakers.
• If I were transportation, I'd be a piggy back ride.
• If I were a cartoon, I'd be Pinky and the Brain.
• If I were a fairy tale, I'd be Peter Pan.
• If I were a holiday, I'd be New Year's Day.
• If I were a superhero, I'd be Rogue or Mystique.