- (304): all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
- (425): You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
- (954): you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
- (859): I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
- (807): I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
- (513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
- (909): flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
- (713): Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
- (914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
- (832): i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
- (615): small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party423): so no drinking for you?(615): don't be silly
- (607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
- (919): You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
nov 2 2009 ∞
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