volume 1

• Crystal - so far the best. I didn't actually enjoy them being together, but their relationship was relatively healthy until she effectively cheated on him with Quicksilver, who she later married. Not sure if that's going to be retconned later or not.
• Medusa - was thankfully only a major crush until he met Crystal. It was very "no" for me.
• Dorrie Evans - apparently his high school sweetheart, but I can't even remember her so she must not have been that compelling.
• Alicia Masters (original) - While I was okay with Ben and Alicia having a break, she and Johnny never should have got together.
  • Lyja the Laserfist - as soon as DeFalco took over the F4, among the first order of business was to plant the seeds of breaking up Johnny / Alicia and Ben / Sharon. One way to do that was to retcon Johnny and Alicia's marriage and make it to where Alicia had never been Alicia, but was instead a Skrull by the name of Lyja.
• Frankie - Especially as of issue 171, she is horrible and sucks lmfao