AKA the only person I would ever marry.

Warning: DOES NOT EXIST

Randomly popped into my head in a parking lot. Odd. The first two are part of the original parking lot list, the rest are add-ons as I go about my day each day. Don't think I am a bitch from this list.

  • He has to appreciate the Smiths as much as I do.
  • He has to have some sort of creative hobby.
    • But if we share the same creative hobby he has to be way better at it than me.
  • He would make me want to go outside, explore, and be social.
    • but be just as content having a lazy day at home watching movies in bed, cuddling and eating pizza.
  • He would make me want to get up early and get dressed and go running and would be more than willing to get up early and run with me.
    • or hit snooze for me, sleep in and eat dessert for breakfast.
  • He will understand when I go to bed early with a stomach ache
    • and will cuddle me until I fall asleep.
  • He won't mind when I go to sleep at sunrise.
  • He won't get frustrated when I ask retarded questions, or say "I don't know what my question is" because I am fucking awful at expressing myself.
  • He will go on great adventures with me.
  • He will just sit and waste time with me.
  • He will love all of the conflicting parts of my personality.
  • He wouldn't mind that I talk more as I get sleepy, so if we share a bed I would talk to him until I fell asleep.
  • He would make out, nothing else, as if it was better than sex.
  • He would help me learn how to use chop sticks. Without laughing.
    • And order the chop stick helpers like they are for him, not me.
  • He would understand that I need a lot of space for my giant tea collection.
  • He will appreciate my tea kettle
    • And not tell me to just use the microwave
  • He will drive.
  • He wouldn't get frustrated or annoyed at my nervousness in the passenger seat.
    • Or my back-seat driving.
  • He would be patient when asking me to read maps.
  • He will let me fall asleep to a Jeremy Davies movie.
  • He will do really bad accents with me.
  • He will love my crude, crass, tactless, morbid sense of humour.
  • He will let me take Polaroids of him while he is sleeping.
  • He will have a way with words.
    • about mundane things and sorts
  • He will understand how to care for an introvert
  • He will understand, forgive, and care for my self destructive ways.
  • He would cheer me up when I feel down for no reason.
    • Or at least try
  • He will hold me when I am clingy and give me space when I need it
  • He will understand my "I WANT A BABY!" phases.
    • And my "wow, I am never having children" phases.
  • He won't mind my avoidance of time.
  • He will kill the spiders and scary bugs.
    • And won't laugh too hard when I spray one to death with whatever is near to spray.
    • Or when I apologize profusely while doing it.
  • He won't read my blog(s).
  • He will kiss the boo-boos.
  • He will sit/lay on the floor and listen to my records with me.
  • He will have a bed that does not squeak.
  • He won't belch. Ever.
  • He won't make fun of Anthony Green or John Gourley
    • "He sings like a girl" won't pass his lips!
  • He will cuddle me in the morning when I've had a bad nightmare.
  • He will read to me when I can't sleep.
  • He will not drive drunk.
  • He will be open minded.
  • He will smell nice.
  • He will listen to WHY?
    • Or at least not make the disgusted look of disbelief my dad makes when he hears WHY?
  • He will do yoga
    • I dunno about this one, I've never met a guy who practices yoga. Seems like a good idea but who knows
jul 12 2011 ∞
apr 12 2012 +