• I like having long hair.
• I played with Barbies when I was little.
• I put more care into my wardrobe than I'd like to admit.
• I wear makeup.
• I dye my hair a lot.
• I'm a cat person.
• I like cooking and shopping.
• I like wearing dresses.
• I like cutesy anime and manga.
• I generally like cute things in general.
• I take long showers. I'm talking Titantic showers.
• Like most girls, I go towards taller guys.
• When I'm going out, I try on multiple outfits.
• I own a Betsey Johnson bag and it's pretty much my baby.
• One of my favorite movies is Legally Blonde.
• I like to think of cool ways to paint my nails.
• I don't like sports.
• I dance to music in my room.
• I still like stuffed animals and floral print.
• My favorite color is purple.

WHY I AM NOT AS GIRLY AS PREVIOUSLY IMPLIED

• I still think farts are funny.
• I requested boy toys at McDonald's when I was little.
• I hate having long nails.
• I hate romantic novels, reality TV and chick flicks.
• I don't want a big elaborate wedding.
• I have never had a serious boyfriend.
• I like comic books and video games.
• Star Wars and Fight Club are my favorite movies.
• I don't watch what I eat or go on diets where all I eat is salad.
• I don't have a super girly voice.
• Boys are not my first priority.
• I always take charge.
• I rarely wear skirts and prefer jeans and shorts.
• I don't want kids.
• I listen to punk music.
• I have a vulgar sense of humor.
• I hate trying on clothes.
• I never developed that bubbly girl handwriting that everyone else has.
• I curse like a sailor.