Things that irk me.

• Posers
• The sudden spur of vampire lovers due to the birth of dumbfuck pop culture staples such as The Twilight Saga, The Vampire Diaries, and True Blood.
• Girls.
  • That have difficulty accepting the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character.
  • That tie their uniform/PE/oversized shirts with a scrunchie to make it more formfitting.
  • That say "Not even!".
  • That call everyone that has a serious conversation with them "my bestfriend" or "my BFF".
  • That even use the term "BFF".
  • That talk about having/making babies at age 13-16. It's like "WTF is wrong with youuuu?!"
  • ThT tYp3 lYk3 tHiiSz. lOlz.
  • That wear excessive amounts of makeup when its uneccessary, and have natural beauty anyways.
  • That think its cute to beat up on guys that they have crushes on.
  • That have nothing better to do than rant off to their "homegirls" about how their "gonna beat that hoes ass if she keeps talkin shit."
    • Get. A. Life.
  • That go out with a dude for a month and then start leaving statuses on their MySpace saying "oMaR &+ J3NNi3 4eVah. i LuV yOuh sOoOo mUcH bAybii ♥ ♥ ♥""
• The sudden spur of kids that are piercing their lower lip just because Lil Wayne did it.
• Lil Wayne wannabes.
• Gangbangers.
• Drama.
• High School Cliches.
• The fact that no one attending Orr High School has nothing better to do than spark rumors and speculate about who Kush is going out with, and what Kush doing, and what Kush is wearing, and if Kush's hair is real, and who that dude Kush was all hugged up with at the bus stop...

Just stop. Go die. Get a life. Leave me aloneee.

• People that aren't even into politics and only support Obama because he's black.
• Tabloid Magazines.
• People that insist on clinging to Miley Cyrus' balls and gasp whenever she's just being herself and acting like a teenager, and taking sexy pictures of herself. Leave her alone. Go die.