- "Oh, I see your point, but..."
- stfu bitch, your point is stupid
- "I fell down the stairs"
- I fell up the stairs
- "Grey's Anatomy was SO good last night!"
- Grey's Anatomy made me cry last night
- "I literally peed my pants"
- Except in very rare instances, this statement is usually a hyperbole
- "RAPE!!!!"
- Please get away from me
- "That fart wasn't me"
- It was me
- "I overslept"
- I slept until 6:45
nov 7 2009 ∞
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