- If I were a season, I'd be Early Winter
- If I were a month, I'd be December
- If I were a day of the week, I'd be Monday
- If I were a time of day, I'd be mid-afternoon
- If I were a planet, I'd be Jupiter
- If I were a direction, I’d be Northeast
- If I were a tree, I’d be a Wisteria
- If I were a flower, I’d be a Azalea
- If I were a fruit, I’d be a Strawberry
- If I were a land animal, I'd be a Tarsier
- If I were a sea animal, I'd be an Octopus
- If I were a bird, I'd be a Puffin
- If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Futon
- If I were a liquid, I’d be a Creek
- If I were a gemstone, I’d be Opal
- If I were a tool, I’d be a mallet
- If I were a kind of weather, I'd be sunny with a breeze
- If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a mandolin
- If I were a colour, I’d be jazberry jam
- If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk
- If I were an emotion, I'd be nirvana
- If I were a sound, I’d be wind in the trees and rain on window panes
- If I were an element, I’d be air
- If I were a car, I’d be a '09 white toyota yaris
- If I were a food, I’d be chicken, rice, peppers and onions
- If I were a drink, I'd be lemonade with sprite
- If I were a place, I’d be Florence, Italy
- If I were a flavour, I’d be strawberry banana
- If I were a dessert, I'd be ice cream cake
- If I were a scent, I’d be amber & roasted chestnuts
- If I were an object, I’d be a cat-shaped piggy bank
- If I were a body part, I’d be weenis
- If I were a song, I’d be Spotless Mind - Jhene Aiko
- If I were an alcohol, I'd be Cherry Lemonade Pinnacle Vodka
- If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be bunny slippers
- If I were a transportation, I'd be a beach cruiser bike
- If I were a historical figure, I'd be Abe Lincoln's female half
- If I were a sin, I'd be sexy stuff
- If I were a cartoon, I'd be superjail!
- If I were a fairy tale, I'd be sleeping beauty
- If I were a holiday, I'd be 4/20
- If I were a superhero, I'd be Black Orchid
jun 22 2013 ∞
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