- One time a guy with a parrot on his shoulder stopped me in the Salvation Army to tell me to smile more.
- People think I'm wise but I probably just got it from Wikihow.
- The rattiest undercut in all the land
- "If you have lived in or around Charlotte, NC for an extended period of time, chances are you have encountered one or more opossums. They often trudge along like oversize rats, avoiding humans as a rule and seldom causing major complications. However, sometimes these critters get a bit bold and rowdy."
feb 6 2018 ∞
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