• Ringo
  • Tess
  • Scully
  • Toph
jan 22 2018 ∞
may 18 2021 +
  • It depends, does your breath smell like chimichangas? thank you scrubs
  • A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
  • I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a prick.
  • I will slit your knee caps and ship you to Antarctica.
  • Please fly into the sun now.
  • Most of the time I want to staple things to her head. thank you Bridget Jones
  • Capt Haddock: You..fancy-dress freebooter/abominable snowman/pickled herring/sea-gherkin...
  • You grackle. thank you Brooklyn Nine Nine
  • Jello-bellied hellhound. thank you, Wodehouse
  • "He did not mention that he was a lineal descendant of Balaam's ass; but every body knew that without his telling it." thank you, Twain
jul 25 2014 ∞
feb 19 2018 +


  • the gumbo @ Frankie & Johnny's in Uptown
  • the Bomb @ Guy's on Magazine (only open for lunch)
  • All That Jazz @ Verti Mart
  • Napoleon House for Pimm's Cups & ambience & chow
  • $5 bagel/coffee deal before 8 @ Humble Bagel
  • fries doused in toppings @ Fry & Pie on St Claude
  • alligator cheesecake, collards greens, cornbread @ Jacque-Imo's
  • vegan cheesesteaks @ Trilly's Cheesesteaks in Mid-City
  • any of the specialties @ Midway Pizza
  • Shawarma on the Go
  • Breads on Oak for good vegan breakfast
  • Simone's Grocery for good sandwiches
  • sno balls @ Hansen's
  • have a hellish time listening to Sweet Caroline on dueling pianos @ Pat O'Brien's
  • excellent sandwiches at Milk Bar particularly the Blue Heeler
  • want to try: lunch @ Commander's Palace, Sarita's Grill, soft shell crab po boy @ Parasol's, the original muffuletta @ Cent...
mar 4 2019 ∞
oct 25 2019 +
  • Blistering barnacles!/Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
  • Oh, sugar!
  • Crumble.
  • Liza Minelli!/Shiza Binelli
oct 30 2015 ∞
jan 9 2017 +
  • climbing Mt. Parnassus <one misty, moisty morning>
  • playing the harmonica on the steps of Sant Ignazio
  • taking a gondola traghetto ride in Venice
  • watching the blood moon lunar eclipse from a clandestine vantage point (april '14)
  • floating on the (crowded) San Marcos River near Austin
  • climbing Mt. Subasio in Assisi barefoot in February
apr 6 2014 ∞
dec 17 2014 +
  • Salton Sea
  • Joshua Tree
  • Grand Canyon
  • Clinton, OK KOA
  • Smoky Mtns
  • Mound City, MO
  • De Soto, MO
  • Bayou Segnette (for a few hours at least)
sep 3 2018 ∞
jan 28 2019 +
  • One time a guy with a parrot on his shoulder stopped me in the Salvation Army to tell me to smile more.
  • People think I'm wise but I probably just got it from Wikihow.
  • The rattiest undercut in all the land
  • "If you have lived in or around Charlotte, NC for an extended period of time, chances are you have encountered one or more opossums. They often trudge along like oversize rats, avoiding humans as a rule and seldom causing major complications. However, sometimes these critters get a bit bold and rowdy."
feb 6 2018 ∞
jun 12 2019 +
  • "Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now, take what's left and live it properly. What doesn't transmit light creates its own darkness." -marcus aurelius
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2." -Saturn's Eye via jacksfilms
  • "If anything is wrong just construct a set of axioms that make it right." -xkcd
  • "For safety's sake, don't embarrass him!" -young frankenstein
  • "I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up." -twain
  • "It is lonely and it is marvelous." -maya angelou, on writing by herself in a hotel room
  • "We're deep in the soup."
  • I have been working all the time and it's like a flood going through the soul. It'...
feb 6 2018 ∞
apr 30 2018 +