- It depends, does your breath smell like chimichangas? thank you scrubs
- A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
- I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a prick.
- I will slit your knee caps and ship you to Antarctica.
- Please fly into the sun now.
- Most of the time I want to staple things to her head. thank you Bridget Jones
- Capt Haddock: You..fancy-dress freebooter/abominable snowman/pickled herring/sea-gherkin...
- You grackle. thank you Brooklyn Nine Nine
- Jello-bellied hellhound. thank you, Wodehouse
- "He did not mention that he was a lineal descendant of Balaam's ass; but every body knew that without his telling it." thank you, Twain
- "They smelled of apples, of apples that have rotted at the core." thank you, Edna Ferber
- "Their foreheads were prominent and meaningless." thank you once again, Edna Ferber
- "She's worth more than the whole caboodle of you put together. And you you can all go to hell!" you are killing it Edna Ferber
- "Who is that spider-legged gorilla yonder with the sanctimonious countenance?" oh, Twain
jul 25 2014 ∞
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