- Sometimes the only cure for pent up emotions is screaming in the wilderness. Or throwing sponges with all your might.
- California is a beautiful place; they're not all JERKS :) And the kids'll believe anything.
- When in doubt, make 'em an offer they can't refuse. Or just WHIP YO HAIR
- I would make a terrible newscaster & a brilliant conspiracy theorist. Russian invasions would occur much more often, and I would mistake your innocent car honking for a secret message for fellow drug dealers.
- Movies involving water (Titanic, Little Mermaid) are the best way to recover from surgery.
- Maybe we could fly a bit if we didn't think we were so important. (BXVI)
- Apples & Swedish fish cure almost everything. Chinese candy, not so much.
- Running is the best way to get to know your neighborhood...and yourself.
- Driving down Forest Park Parkway fistpumping to BTR...that's as good as it gets.
- Glasses suck. But it's nice to be able to see things.
- As far as after-school activities go, tutoring with Cecilia is the best one I've found so far.
- The Beatles' "Octopus's Garden" wards off evil.
- Never underestimate the power of addictive books.
- Paris is always a good idea. AP Physics, however, is not.
- Dreams don't mean anything. At least I hope not...
- Three weeks of camp is probably my limit. Any longer, and the weight loss might be considered dangerous.
- Campers don't come up with the best color schemes...
- Only make bets that you KNOW you can win.
- Applying to college isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be.
- There is one reason I could never be a vegetarian: bacon.
- Sandwiches are good motivators.
- Question everything.
- Being right-brained is something of a curse.
- My sister can crochet anything.
- Stress relief is dressing in black leggings, neon blue shorts, Cardinals sweatshirt, tennis shoes, and snowflake socks and then hiking through the woods, making weird noises with a 4th grader.
- Social Justice can jump off a bridge.
- How many police men does it take to catch a rooster? At least several, according to Ms. Mueller.
- Lindbergh was more famous than Lady Gaga. Thank you, Mr. Long.
- Chemistry class is a very good place to write a story. If you are aware of any famous or not-so-famous individuals with the initials J.B., report them in the comments.
- Hamlet is SOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!
- The person who angers you conquers you.
- Burning glow sticks in a bonfire is probably toxic. Expect weird songs as a result.
- Just when you thought life couldn't surprise you anymore...BAM.
- Even if your job is to paint your face and throw a blanket over your back and terrorize campers with your Rafiki interpretive dance thing, you should do it to the best of your ability.
dec 31 2010 ∞
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