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• What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?
• What is more imporatnt, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?
• Have you ever had anything published?
• Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):

less good looking than you?

about as good looking as you?

more good looking than you?

how goodlooking are you?

• less inteligent than you?

about as intelligent as you?

more intelligent than you?

how intelligent are you?

• has less money than you?

has about as much money as you?

has more money than you?

How wealthy are you?

• less wild and crazy than you?

about as wild and crazy as you?

more wild and crazy than you?

How wild and crazy are you?

• Is your bathroom shelf stacked with numorous bottles of lotions and creams?
• How do you maintain your body?
• Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?
• What is it like to be an object, do ya think?
• Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?
• Would you ever consider getting romantically involved with:

your teacher?

your doctor?

• If asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
• What is 'nothing'?
• Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?
• Should america make love, not war?
• If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?
• Can you name one person who is purely good?
• How about one person who is completely evil?
• Is there a book inside of you?

If yes, what about?

• Do you call people more often or get calls more often?
• What do you wake up to?
• If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?
• When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist?
• Make up a new slogan for McDonald's:
• What kind of people do you like to be associated with (buisness, writers, dark, antisocial, spiritual, happy)?
• How are you like a toaster?
• Do you believe we are really in the matrix?
• There are 2 dolls, a gw Bush doll and a Sadam Hussein doll. You can only afford one. Which do you buy?
• What is a jaberwocky?
• Finish the sentances:

I'm speed racer and I drive real fast, I drive real fast:

I'm a big bird and I like to steal, I like to steal and I like to:

I'm a barbie doll and I've got grace, I've got grace but:

• What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?
• What image do you get fom the words 'urban decay'?
• Have a _ day. Fill in the blank with anything but 'nice'
• Do you own anything with a:

southpark character or logo on it?

greatful dead bear or logo on it?

• What is your impression of beatniks?
• What was the last thing you ordered (or watched) on pay-per-view?
• Nails, long or short?
• Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?
• Can you 'berry talk'?
• Do you like vines on old buildings?

How about grafitti on old buildings?

• When someone says 'it's been one of tose days' what do they mean by 'those days'?
• Have you ever owned those magic markers that could change colors?
• It's not easy bein' . Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
• Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?
• Do you own anything plaid?
• Do you recycle?
• What is your strongest point?
• What is your weakest point?

What are you doing to work on that weakness?

• Paraphrase (rewrite) this sentance without using any of the words currently in it that are more than 2 letters long (except THE you can use THE). If anyone should steal this survey from you they should paraphrase YOUR sentance and so on.

Deep in the heart of turn of the century India a young mongoose is adopted by a british family

• A baby is born witha terminal disese. She will suffer agonizing pain for 5 years and then die. The mother gives the baby a sleeping medicine and it dies. Mom claims it was a mercy killing. Prosecution claims it was murder. You are on the jury. What is your vote?
• Why doesn't poetry say outright what it means?
• Read this sentance:

It was dark in the subway and the man held a razor in his hand.

Now delete it.

Done?

Now write any sentance you want there instead.

• What is your opinion of Orson Welles?
• If you were a lotion, what would your label say?
• What side id your good side?
• Rewrite that sentance you deleted up there as best you can. Try to get the idea across even if you don't get the exact words right:
• What is your favorite work by Edgar Allen Poe?
• Of the following short stories which would you be most likly to read (based on titles alone if you aren't familiar with them, 1 is most likely 9 is least likely)??

Young Goodman Brown

The Cask of Amontillado

The Story of an Hour

The Metemorphasis

Barn Burning

The Lottery

A & P

The Sandkings

Minority Report

• What is the differance between a norm and a value?
• Can you think of a norm in your own culture that is different from a value in your culture?
• Who is your favorite star wars character?
• Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon?
• What did you think of the shuttle columbia blowing up?
• What do you remember about the challenger?
• Is the force with you?
• What is your favorite spoof movie?
• Would you ever own a(n):

human slave?

robotic slave (where the robot is consiouss of itself)?

trained ape slave?

human clone slave?

• What can no one stop you from doing?
• Who would you be bored without?
• What is your only hope?
• Would you rather visit france or puerto rico and why?
• Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?
• If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of america what would it be?
• Does any part of your body get in yyour way?
• Leia or Amidala?
• Do you trust your feelings?
• Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?
• What was your monet of triumph?
• Explain what piety is:
• In what ways are you a rebel?
• In what ways are you a conformist?
• Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie upp all the loose ends?
• What movie has the best soundtrack?
• What adventure would you liike to undertake?
• Do you tip gas station attendants when you get full service?
• Do you own any souvineers; what from where?
• Does your age make you embaressed?
• Are you the strong and silent type?
• What doo your shoes look like?
• Do you ever admire yourself while naked?
• If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?
• Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows the first fool?
• A good website for the bored (not a diary one):
• Did people REALLY land on the moon?
• Would you rather live for a month in India or Alaska?
• What is one country you ould NEVER visit and why?
• Who is the busiest person you can think of?
• What is the average length of your relationships?