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• 101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
• 102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.
• 103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
• 104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
• 105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
• 106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
• 107. Have you ever killed an animal?
• 108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
• 109. What do you think of cloning?

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• Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
• What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
• Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
• When was the last time you were up all night?
• __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
• Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
• Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
• What fictional story would you like to live through?
• Are cats or dogs smarter?
• Have you ever guessed someone's password ...

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• What is your favorite mixed drink?
• When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
• Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
• If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
• What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
• Of the following, which word best describes you:

responsible:

spontaneous:

tactful:

uninhbited:

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• What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
• Name three annoying bands:
• Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
• Who do you take for granted?

Who makes you feel taken for granted?

• Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
• Do you wear a hat?
• Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?

How about Liquid Television?

The Maxx?

• What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
• What music makes you feel:

Sexy?

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• Can “what you don't know” actually hurt you?
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• What people or objects would you describe as “pure”?
• Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out www.bookcrossing.com)?
• Have you ever had a pen pal?
• Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)?
• Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you?
• Is there an online game you like to play?
• What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience?
• What do you like best about bras and underwear?

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• What's on your key chain besides keys?
• How do you feel about endangered species?
• What was the last CD you bought?
• Do you like feather pillows?
• How about water beds?
• Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?
• How long is forever?
• Who is your favorite family member?
• Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
• Does this survey feel like it will never end?
• Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else's body?
• Do you like the direction your life is going in?
• Are you a traditional person?
• Have you ever felt like the victim of soc...

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• What takes your breath away?
• What did you do today that you regret?

Will you ever do it again?

• Is happiness something to be achived and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
• Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?
• Is a frightning world an interesting world to live in?
• What gives people depth and character?
• What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
• Speaking of flying, can you fly?

How do you know? Have you tried?

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• Do you have a favorite song by The Cure?
• Are there things you've never told for fear that others would judge you?
• Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song?
• Can sex ever be casual?
• Who was the last person to let you down?
• Do others feel that you expect too much of them?
• Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
• Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds?
• Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over?
• What will no one ever see you do?
• Are you quick to anger?
• Are you slow to forgive?
• Do most people around you have a positive attitude?
• What do you need help with?

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• What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?
• Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
• If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:

Snow

Vanilla Ice

NKOTB

Milli Vanilli

BSB

NSYNC

• Do you believe in manifest destiney?
• Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn thin...

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• The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?
• Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:
• Buttons or Knobs?
• What is a juggalo?
• Are you a fan of Crass?
• If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?
• When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?

When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?

• How can a person have sex with someone they don't love?

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• Would it bother you if your priest, rabbii or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time?

If yes, why?

• Where do you look for the answers?
• If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?
• If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you

yell at them through their and your closed window?

open the window and yell at them?

throw things at them?

stop the car and start a fight with them?

do something else?

• I'm in the right lane on the parkway. The...

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• How well can you read between the lines when others are talking?
• Would you ever speak in front of your peers about peace and social injustice?
• Where does peace begin?
• Does Aamerica practice the ideals it preaches?

If yes when and where?

If not, why not?

• In conversations do you assume that you know what will be said?

If yes, isn't this a form of closing yourself off to new ideas?

• In what ways are you closed minded?/
• do you prefer beans or rice?
• who's a better tv dad?--dr. huxtable (bill cosby) or danny tanner?
• detroit or new york?

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• If you HAD to do your holiday shopping for EVERYONE in only ONE store what store would you pick?
• What's more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit on a regular day OR a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit on a stormy day?
• Define the word TIME without using the word time in the definition.
• What old cartoons do you remmeber watching?
• Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people?

Why do you think people feel that wway?

• Are you more like Brak Zorak or Space ghost and why?
• Would you rather see the movie first and ...

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• How would you rate your sex drive?
• You are sitting alone with a stack of videos and a vcr. Of the following which are you most likely to put on (1 is most, 10 is least)

The good the bad and the ugly,

dracula,

slc punk,

twin peaks fire walk with me,

jerry springer too hot for tv,

singing in the rain,

flash gordon,

the matrix,

blade runner,

the muppet movie

• Are you more likley to get or send random instant messages?
• If you were writing an ad telling people to come to your town what would you say a...

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• Suggest a question for the 5,000 question survey:
• What's your preferred form of artistic expression (writing, drawing, musicianship, etc...)?
• Name one thing that's overrated:

Name one thing that's underrated:

• Are the beatles overrated?
• Do you smoke? if so, what brand?
• Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to?
• Does music these days suck?
• Are personal ads acts of desperation?
• Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian?
• Who are the three most important musical artists in your life?
• do you find it disrepectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones?

How about when people attribute the writi...

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• What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother?
• Are you art?
• Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art?

What would you prefer them do?

• Iraq is destroying it's missles and the white house is still not happy. Why not?
• Do you find americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people?
• What do we talk about when we talk about love?
• Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records?

Why would anyone want to hear that anyway?

• Do you think that eminem is genuine or do...

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• Are you a fun lovin criminal?
• What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
• Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
• What do you think of the movie Mystic Pizza?
• Have you ever danced on a table, bar, or other platform?
• Where was the most inconvenient place you ever threw up?
• When was the last time you were up all night?
• What question will you find the answer to today?
• __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
• What did you think of the movie 10 Things I hate about You?
• Ten Things I hate About You or clueless?
• What's the point of robbery when nothing ...

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• List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.
• Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
• What do you feel controlled by?
• If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
• What is one thing you are sure of?
• At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
• Have you ever played in a band?
• Have you ever stared into the ocean think...

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• Do you have a lust for life?
• Do you want to get more out of life?
• Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?

Cure a hangover?

Lie persuasively?

• What character from a movie is most like you?
• Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
• How do you feel about arranged marriages?
• What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
• What do you like that others seem to hate?
• If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
• Is time more like a highway or a meadow t...

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• Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
• Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:

Banana

Cucumber

Tomato

Apple

Carrot

Eggplant

Cherry

Pumpkin

• Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
• Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
• Cover or original:

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• Have you ever owned a record?
• In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this?
• Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple?
• Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time?
• You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:

The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey:

The David Bowie Survey:

The Beatles Survey:

The Rocky Horror Survey:

The Labyrinth Survey:

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• What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
• What movie has the most surprising ending ever?
• What are you currently angry at?
• Who is harder to please, you or your lover?
• What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?
• What do you have issues with?
• There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?
• Do you have any fillings?
• What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at...

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• How many smurfs can you name?
• Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?

Would you be lost without it?

• Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
• Where do snowflakes come from?
• What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute:

Congito ergo sum:

• You're writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?):

is about to kiss (who):

Just then they get interrupted by (what):

and somebody screams, (what):" "

but it is too late. Fortunately (who):

walks by and does something (what):

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• Are you an optimist?
• If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
• Who do you have no respect for?
• Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?

Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?

• What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
• Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
• What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
• Do you like to be considered wierd or different?
• Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
• Is your body an amusement park?
• Are dj's obsolete?

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• Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere?
• Have you ever given a shot?

If not, do you think you could give one to a loved one if you HAD to?

Do you think you could give one to yourself?

• Can you lick your elbow?

Come on, didja try?

• If i was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really intersting you know a little bit about but would like to know more??
• If today was a holiday, what would it be?
• If you were amking a mix tape what would you HAVE to have one it?
• What do you think of the Sopranos?

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• What does 'equal' mean?
• Do you believe in the phrase 'all men are created equal'?

What about woman?

• Have all persons been specifically 'created'?
• Are all persons exactly equal?
• Or do they just have equal rights (in theory)?
• Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?
• Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?
• What do you wonder about?
• What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?
• What vitamins do you take?
• In checkers..red or black?

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• What is your half-birthday?
• When is your un-birthday?
• Do you like movies about:

time travel?

the 80's?

drugs?

crazy people?

halucinations?

aeroplanes?

death?

life?

the meaning of life?

fate?

• If you said yes to any of the above you should see Donnie Darko. If you HAVE seen it, what'd you think?
• If you were going to write a book what would it be about?
• Is radio obsolete?

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• When someone is 'crazy' why do we call them 'nuts' or 'fruitcakes'?
• What's the dillio?
• Where did the slang term 'dillio' come from?
• How many even whole numbers are there between -5 and 5?
• What words can you make useing only these letters: E N O?
• What's the differance between foods that are low fat and foods that are lite?
• White or brown rise?
• Can you be content if you are physically uncomfortable?
• What is the differance between discomfort and pain?
• What is the most uncomfortable thing you can think of?
• What do these names make you think of:

britney spears?

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• What brands do you like?
• What do you think of the 'don't ask don't tell' policy of gays in the millitary?
• Why do you think that so many people have such a problem with gays?
• It seems like it is more accepted for a woman to be bi or gay than for a man. Why do you think that is?
• When a kid kisses another kid on the playground is it sexual harassment?
• If you had to name your self after an object in the room with you what would you pick?
• Pick the two most important things out of these: writing deep thoughts, expressing your self clearly, being honest, finding new novel ways to waste time, being organized, practicing what you want to do, trying to be famous
• You were only waiting for this momen to -...

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• What is the most annoying tv ad?
• If you died, how would you hope others would remember you?
• Name 2 questions that you will most likely never say 'no' to:
• 1
• 2
• What is the softest part of your body?
• What family do you want to see in place of the Osbournes when they finally stop doing their show?
• If you could pick 3 bands to go on tour together who would they be?
• What is a main differance between western and eastern philospohy?
• Would you be fooled by Joe/Josephine Millionaire?
• Do you believe Michael Jackson does innoprpriate things at his Neverland Ranch? Like what?

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• Has your life lacked a miracle?
• Would you shoot a terrorist?
• Were you an unlovely child?
• In the recent Michael Jackson documentary was he treated fairly?
• New York City and other places along the East Coast have recently been said to be the next terrorist targets. What do you think about this?
• What should the last question in this survey be?
• Are you more likely to think so deeply about things that you forget to take out the garbage OR be wrapped up in your life andforget to think deeply about things?
• In what ways are you destructive?
• If you're not with the one you love can you love the one you're with?
• Why is it that when you hang upside down the blood rushes to your head but when yo...

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• Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?
• How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?
• What movie are you looking forward to?
• Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?
• Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?
• Have you been to see an opera?
• What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?
• Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?
• Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?
• Do you feel like there are a lot of referances in this survey that you are not getting?
• You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following ...

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• Have you ever been to poetry.com?

Have they offered to publish or honor you?

Are you aware that this is a scam?

• Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful?
• Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully?

Which way do you feel it is mostly taught?

• What is your personal mythology?
• Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they're going and hoping it turns out alright)?
• If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, 'What're th...

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• Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, vulture, male human, female human, oak tree, rock, manta ray, dolphin

• What do you feel unworthy of?
• Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
• Which do you value more: science or intuition?
• Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?

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• If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
• What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
• Have you ever created your own 'what _ are you' quiz?

If you did make one what would it be about?

• What is your favorite song from the 70's?
• What do you feel like complaining about?
• What do you feel like celebrating?
• Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
• Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
• Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
• What do you have faith in?
• Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?

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• How often do you change your mood in a day?
• When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?
• Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
• Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?
• Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
• Have you ever had a flying dream?
• Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?
• What's the oddest law you ever heard of?
• What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
• Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?

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• Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.

You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.

1 yes

2 no

3 no

Did I get any right?

• You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say....

White.

Is it true?

• You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.

Was it 14?

• You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.

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• Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?
• What's more important, first impressions or lasting impact?
• Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual
• Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings?
• Do you have stable relationships?
• Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?
• Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your writing? Which is the least clear and concise?
• Are you always trying to learn new things?
• Do you feel at peace?

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• How will tomorrow be like today?
• How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
• When was the last time you went on a date?
• Have you ever ridden a horse?
• What is almost over?
• What should you be doing that you are putting off?
• How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
• How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
• Would you rather be famous or notorious?
• Would you rather have a necklace that's dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?
• Could you take first place in a beauty co...

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• Can you believe that we have only gotten through two fifths of this survey so far?
• What is your opinion of Dave Coulier?
• If you were to a write a Choose Your Own Adventure book, what would it be about?
• What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift store?
• What do you not have enough money for right now?
• Do you believe that Teras for Fears were right when they said, "Everybody wants to rule the world?"
• What is the design on your beach towel?
• What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
• Have you ever cross dressed (even as a joke)?
• Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?

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• Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?
• Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?

Hicks:

Shukhevych:

Cinderella:

Oliver:

A tinfoil valentine:

Burning River:

joebeginswithajay:

• Do you ever get so nervous that you can't even think?
• Do you sing when there is no music?
• Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?
• Why does the US dollar bill have a pyrami...

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• Do you think cell phones cause cancer?
  • Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents?
  • Do cell phones really interfere with a plane's navigation equipment?
  • Are cell phones immune from computer viruses?
  • Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire?
• What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman?
• What is it about football that makes people want to watch it?
• What is the best show on tv?
• Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why?
• What do you think is overrated?

what is underrated?

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• Have you ever written a letter to:

a friend:

a lover:

a celebrity:

congress/house/reps:

the president/leader of your country:

• Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?

They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.

• Do you chat with people in an elevator?
• What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
• Who should play the part of Superman?
• Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
• Doritos or Cheetos?

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• What if this is as good as it gets?
• Have you ever dated someone mostly or completely because of their looks?
• What does the word 'of' mean?
• What should you never forget?
• How many of the 7 Dwarves can you name for us?
• What animal does your mom resemble?
• Have you ever had a palm reading?
• What's acrazy thing you did that you got in troubl for as a kid?
• What do you battle against?
• Do pircings really make the pierced area dramatically more sensative?
• If you had put aside some money for a trip and the travel agent said he had 2 trips available in your price range during the week you want to go, which would you choose:

a> a week in hawaii in a luxory beach res...

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• Is 'no glove, no love' your STRICT policy?
• What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?/
• Finish the sentance.

Hey, Hey we're the:

People say we:

But we're too busy:

The time to hesitate is:

You're too:

It's a nice day to:

• Have you ever had 'missing time'?
• Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?
• If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?

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LOTR The Two Towers

• Who is your favorite Lord of the Rings charater and why?
• In the Lord of the Rings...how do the characters go on when the forces against them are so powerful?

How can they go on when so many awful things have happened?

• What is it that makes middle earth worth saving?
• Is Frodo making a personal sacrifice by taking the ring to be destroyed?
• What would you do in Frodo's place?
• When you saw the two towers did you really want the Ents (Treebeard etc.)to get involved in the war?
• Why didn't Merry and Pippin just allow the Ents to take them home to the shire?

What could two tiny hobbits do in a great...

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• What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?
• What is more imporatnt, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?
• Have you ever had anything published?
• Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):

less good looking than you?

about as good looking as you?

more good looking than you?

how goodlooking are you?

• less inteligent than you?

about as intelligent as you?

more intelligent than you?

how intelligent are you?

• has less money than you?

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• Do online relationships actually work?
• Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys?
• In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this?
• Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else?
• Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference?
• What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics?
• Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Cli...

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• What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets?

Are they lazy?

Why?

• Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not?
• Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have?
• Finish the words.

Ch:

An:

Ge:

So:

Ne:

Bo:

Wi:

E:

• What's your favorite science fiction movi...