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• How many smurfs can you name?
• Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?

Would you be lost without it?

• Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
• Where do snowflakes come from?
• What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute:

Congito ergo sum:

• You're writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?):

is about to kiss (who):

Just then they get interrupted by (what):

and somebody screams, (what):" "

but it is too late. Fortunately (who):

walks by and does something (what):

and they all live (how):

ever after.

• The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
• How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
• What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
• Write any random sentance here:
• Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
• Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
• If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
• Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
• Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
• Have you ever been in a parade?
• Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
• Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
• Do you care if what you do annoys others?
• What keeps you from being happy?
• If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
• Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
• Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
• Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
• Say something nice about:

yourself:

me:

your dad:

your mom:

the one you love:

• Questions from random movies:

Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly?

You know what people are liking at night?

• What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
• What websites are addictive to you?
• Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
• Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
• Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
• When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth?
• Have you filled out an organ donor card?
• Who do you never want to end up like?
• How many oxymorons can you think of?
• How many years old is your diary?
• How could today get any worse?
• What will you never ever do again?
• What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
• Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
• What was the last thing that you printed out?
• What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
• What are you dependant on?
• What do you look forward to each day?
• What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
• Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
• What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
• The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
• Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
• Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
• What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
• What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?

God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"

• What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
• According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
• Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
• Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
• Are you kind to strangers?
• Do you go out of your way for other people?
• Make a promise:
• Will you keep it?
• What do you think of the author of this survey?

What's my gender?

What's my age?

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?

Anything else??

• What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
• Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
• Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
• Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
• Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
• Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
• What did you answer yourself?
• Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
• Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
• We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
• Is there something you'd like to try?
• What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
• How long has it been since you danced the night away?
• Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of

life?

• Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
• Is there love in your heart?
• Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
• What do you do while everyone sleeps?
• What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
• What's your favorite short story?
• Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
• If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'):
• What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
• Do you bruise easily?
• In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this?
• Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
• Have you ever gone scuba diving?
• What kind of bread do you like?
• Do you usually behave the way you want to?
• How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
• Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
• Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
• Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
• Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
• How many hours do you sleep every night?
• Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
• I go crazy when I'm without ___.
• Can you do the robot dance?
• How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
• Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?