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• Do you have a lust for life?
• Do you want to get more out of life?
• Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?

Cure a hangover?

Lie persuasively?

• What character from a movie is most like you?
• Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
• How do you feel about arranged marriages?
• What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
• What do you like that others seem to hate?
• If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
• Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
• What is your favorite movie?
• Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
• What is your favorite song lyric?
• What will you never run out of?
• If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
• Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
• Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
• Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?

How about the day it was due?

• Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
• What is your favorite season?
• Do you mind being described as cute?
• What is the tackiest object in your home?
• What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
• What is it that makes you an interesting person?
• What makes other people interesting to you?
• How open to suggestion are you?
• Is Michael Jackson black or white?
• Are you often lonely?
• What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
• Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
• If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
• How imaginative are you?
• Do you like the Counting Crows?
• If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
• Are you more tense or laid back?
• Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
• What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
• How often do you drink to get drunk?
• Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
• Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
• Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
• When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
• Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
• What is the most interesting TV channel?
• Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
• Do your pets understand you when you talk?
• What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
• Have you ever had a secret admirer?
• Have you been to a museum this year?
• Do you ever watch porn?
• Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
• If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
• Do people often give you weird looks?
• Do like Japanese cooking?
• Do you care for stray animals?
• Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Garfield Halloween

The Secret of Nimh

The Last Unicorn

The original Lord of the Rings cartoons

• Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
• Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
• If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
• Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

Watership Down

As the Wind Blows

Grave of the Fireflies

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Spirited Away

• Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
• What words offend you?
• They’re just words. Can you get over it?
• Have you ever looked into different religions?
• Which ones have you looked into?
• What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
• Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
• Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
• Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
• If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
• If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
• If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
• What is your favorite zombie movie?
• Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
• What were your parties like when you were a kid?
• Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
• What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
• Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
• If you are 18 what was your party like?
• Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
• If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
• What are your top 3 priorities?
• If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
• What is your favorite smell?
• Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):

People falling

Rape jokes

Sarcastic comments

Blonde jokes

Dirty jokes

God/religion jokes

Long-ass jokes

Death jokes

Pain/sickness jokes

Animals doing cute stuff

Bodily functions

Knock jokes

Ethnic jokes

Puns

Ironic situations

• If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
• Do you get at least three hugs per day?
• What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
• If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
• Do movies have a great influence on you?
• Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
• Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
• How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
• Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
• Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
• What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
• Do you use public pools?
• Do you use public bathrooms?
• Do you use public showers?
• How old will you be in 17 years?
• Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?