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• Have you ever written a letter to:

a friend:

a lover:

a celebrity:

congress/house/reps:

the president/leader of your country:

• Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?

They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.

• Do you chat with people in an elevator?
• What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
• Who should play the part of Superman?
• Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
• Doritos or Cheetos?
• Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
• Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
• What gives your ego a boost?
• What knocks your ego down?
• Live and let live or live and let die?
• What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
• Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?

Is this democracy?

• Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

OR

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

Which life do you choose?

WHY?

• Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

Should there be?

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

• If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
• Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
• What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
• What do you represent?
• What message does _ send when given as a birthday present?

flowers:

slippers:

candles:

diamond necklace:

gift certificate:

cash:

books:

• Have you ever completed a paint by number?

If yes of what?/

• How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
• What have you been caught doing?
• Does temptation make you do what you love?
• Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
• Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
• Will yu ever reach your full potential?
• Who is your biggest fan?
• Who do you take care of?

Who takes care of you?

• Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

• Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
• You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
• Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
• How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
• What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
• Do you like answering questions about:

your life?

your taste?

tv?

music?

art?

politics?

life?

religion?

issues?

sex?

loved ones?

favorites?

objects?

math?

philosophy?

hypothetical situations?

things that require lots of thought?

• The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
• What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?

Did you know that they are considering making this a show?

Would you watch it?

• What was the last song you looked up the words to?
• What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
• If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
• What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
• Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

If so how?

• Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
• If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?

If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?

• Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)
• If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
• How do you stop pop up ads?
• You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
• How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
• Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
• What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

There they are a-standing in a row.

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

• Where ARE the wild things?
• You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
• Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)

I'll give some answers..you give the questions.

Ready? Begin.

The answer is:

Purple

Yellow

Candle

Pepsi

Peace

Lisa

Cotton

Flag

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• Pick a letter.

List some great words starting with that letter:

• Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
• Have you told your parents you love them today?
• What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
• Have you ever cross-dressed?
• Are we living ina world without end?
• What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
• Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
• Are you singing in the rain?
• Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
• Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
• Is it time to switch to Decaf?
• Why is it that the truth hurts?
• How do you feel about:

ticketmaster?

scalpers?

• What are you guilty of?
• Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?

sniffed glue:

sniffed magic markers:

ate paste:

drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:

'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:

whip-its:

• What gives you inner stregnth?
• ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
• What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
• If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

WWhy or why not?

• Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
• What Race/nationality was Jesus?
• What was one evening you'll never forget?
• Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
• Trick or Treat?
• If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
• Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?

Or if you don't have aol...have you ever been to a podiatrist?

• If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

• When people lose weight, where does it go?
• Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
• Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

• What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
• Are you emotionaly articulate?
• Does everything happen for a reason?
• Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

• Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
• Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

Can you think of a window that has opened?

• What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

courage?

survival skills?

independance?

• What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
• Can you depend completely upon yourself?

have you ever tried?

• How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
• Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

If not, I suggest that you do.

• Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?