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• Would it bother you if your priest, rabbii or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time?

If yes, why?

• Where do you look for the answers?
• If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?
• If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you

yell at them through their and your closed window?

open the window and yell at them?

throw things at them?

stop the car and start a fight with them?

do something else?

• I'm in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn't tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation?
• Do you live in reality or in your 'own little world'?

Which one is better?

• Who's your favorite soprano?
• Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman?
• Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what?
• What if all the boys in jail could get out now together?
• If your shoes could talk what would they say?
• How many windows are in your house?
• Did you walk around your house and count them all?

If not what did you do?

• Do you think people store memories as pictures or words?
• If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to?
• Pick a movie you have seen:

Give a 2 sentance review about it using the word 'go':

• Pick a song you like:

Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word 'come':

• Pick a person you like:

Give a two sentance description of them useing the word 'lunchbox':

• What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us?
• If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you'd like to do is..
• Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of?
• If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like?
• Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work?
• Why, in essays, is the word 'I' not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed?
• What song would you like your doorbell to play?
• Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH?
• What is an itch?
• Why did the holocost happen?
• Would you be capable of torturing another person?
• How did Hitler's army do this and still believe they were good people?
• Do you like poetry to rhyme?
• Does 'jewish' describe a race or a religion?
• How tall are you?
• If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty?/
• How long have you ever gone without sleep?
• Is a mouse a miracle?
• there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an 'oholic. What's your 'oholic?
• Does heaven have aphone number?

If it did would you call?

Who would you ask to speak to?

What would you say?

• Fortune time!!

1,2, 3, or 4?

if 1: 5, or 6?

if 2: 7 or 8?

if 3: 9 or 10?

if 4 11 or 12?

Now pick a letter between A and G:

if A: 13 or 14?

if B: 15 or 16?

if C or D: 17 or 18?

if E or F: 19 or 20?

if F: 21 or 22?

if G: 22 or 23?

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you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune.

5: you are a very loving person

6: you will become very rich

7: you are too hard on yourself

8: cats will bring you bad luck

9: gremlins will eat all your cheese

10: you are going on a trip

11: someone you don't know will be watching you

12: you will get what you want

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• and your life will be filled with romance
• but you will fall in love with a babboon
• and salt is lucky for you
• or you will inherit a cough medicine factory
• and you will not come back
• and you will lose the remote
• or your favorite team will win
• and you were born under a lucky star
• but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you
• and you will have a stalker soon
• or your best friend will take you to a movie
• Do you vote?
• Are you always honest with yourself?

Were you honest when you answered that question?

• What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary?
• Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers?
• What are you the last of?
• Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them?
• When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?
• Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mothe Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is 'it depends on how you define success'. Well, this survey is about YOU isn't it?

So how do YOU define success?

• Are people making up reality as they go along?
• You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2

multiply the answer by .8

What do you get?

That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?

• What is your feeling about republicans?
• What do you need to do?

What do you need to stop doing?

• If you were to start a club, what club would you start?
• Are your hands and feet always cold?

Maybe you have bad circulation.

• Have you ever been prank called?

If yes, what was the situation?

• Have you ever prank called someone?

If yes, what was the prank?

• Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?
• Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?

If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?

• Are you a genius?
• If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other...what flaws would you give them?
• If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?
• RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn't I?
• Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?
• When you have a feeling or an idea:

do you trust it?

Even when people are telling you that you are wrong?

Even when people are laughing at you for it?

• WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN):
• What is the differance between spirituality and religion?
• What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?
• Who is your favorite comedian?
• What do you think of Winona Ryder's court case?
• What was your last nightmare about?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• During what decade was popular music the most emotional?

During what decade was popular music the bes?

• How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?

There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?

• Do you download porn? (be honest!)
• Why is 'go suck an egg' or 'your grandma sucks eggs!' an insult?
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Life is:

I am:

I am not:

But I want to be:

And I wish I could:

• What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?

spiritual:

physical:

emotional:

with their humanity:

• Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply?
• DDid you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd's The Wall?

If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?

• Let's say you were writing an application for potential new friends.

What three questions would you ask (and what would you want the answers to be)?

• Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why:

mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand

• Are you dyslexic?
• Are you overwhelmed?

By what?

• 'My natural elasticity was crushed.'

What does that mean?

• What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?
• Are you good at cracking codes?

,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l

I'll give you a hint. Y really means T.

• How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?
• Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???
• What's the worst place to have a scab?
• Do you pick your scabs?
• Who's goin' chicken huntin'?
• post 'it' note

what does 'it' stand for?

• What is a tragedy?
• Where is guam?
• Are you bubbly?

Do you drink bubbly?

• Do you have caller ID?

If you do then do you only answer the phone after looking at it?

• Bewitched or Jeannie?
• When will you be able to just do what you want to?
• How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?
• OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!
• Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?