- Laura Dolid
- "That looked like I just sprayed Raid on ants"
- "Are you a junior or a senior? Well, it doesn't really matter because you're not turning out enough."
- "Actually, it makes me happy when you make mistakes, because otherwise I wouldn't have a job."
- observing women's lacrosse practice outside, "Do you think they're really having fun out there? I guess they get to hit each other with those sticks."
- "I know you feel like you have to throw up, but you've already missed three classes so I really think you should dance."
- Thomas Hanner
- "Even if I didn't see that double piroutte, God was still watching."
- Armando Luna
- "Lighten up, Francis"
- Christopher Flemming
- "That was pretty good. You should write that down in your diary!"
- "You have such little paws. Why can't you point them?"
- Liz Ahearn
- "That combination was so dry it was like Malva Toast. Put some preserves on there!"
- "How many people have ever stubbed their toe doing this step? Now, how many people didn't raise their hands? Liars!"
- "You're all very...not horrible"
- Mikey Thomas
- "I think it would really help if you danced in time with the music."
- "What kind of a popsicle stand is this!?"
- "You don't eat lunch until 4:00? That's the European schedule!"
- It's 7 am and I'm standing in front of Twyla Tharp with a unitard wedgie. Super."
apr 15 2009 ∞
jul 15 2010 +
jul 15 2010 +