- These days it feels like there is a jumpsuit lurking around every corner.
- I know, I know, I know. It's like THE LAW that we all think Natalie Portman is so tremendous and so beautiful and so NATALIE PORTMAN OH GOD IF ONLY I WERE NATALIE PORTMAN that I'm fairly sure the cops will be here to question me in a mere matter of minutes, at which one point one of them will screech that I'm JUST JEALOUS of how PETITE AND GLORIOUS she is, like a very rare and fragile tea cup that we as a society must protect from harm by hiding her in our very bosom. Me? I'm just not that into her. I don't know why, and I'm SORRY, okay? I'VE TRIED. But I can't pretend anymore that I would take a bullet for Natalie Portman.
dec 7 2009 ∞
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